I’m not sure it’s technically legal for me to bribe you this way, but if you vote Democrat tomorrow, I will add a free year’s free delivery to your subscription.
Who can turn down a deal like that?
How else would you have known about stocks like FANH or that dryer lint is compostable? (It is! Now you know!)
On the other hand, if you vote Republican, Trump has told us over and over you’ll be voting for him. And, as I’ve said over and over, he’s right. So this is what you’ll get:
- Climate Denial.
- Tax Fraud.
A pathological liar (says Ted Cruz). A dangerous con man (says Marco Rubio). A national disgrace (says Colin Powell). The world’s number one bully (says Republican ex-governor Christine Todd Whitman). A Putin admirer. A sociopath who kept a book of Hitler’s speeches by his bedside.
Our very own Mussolini. (Who, as it turns out, did not make the trains run on time.)
That’s what you’re voting for if you vote Republican this year.
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You know the old saying, 'Two can live cheaper than one?' It depends who the second person is.~A.T.
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