News Flash: It’s fake.
But did you know that our fake president was — for real, in 2013 — inducted into the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame?
Ah, the dignity!
Fellow hall of famers include Bobo Brazil, Gorilla Monsoon, George “the Animal” Steele, the Fabulous Moolah, Junkyard Dog, and sex-tape racist Hulk Hogan.
Ah, the achievement!
(Another achievement: telling 1,094 lies in seven months. Surely there must be a hall of fame for that?)
If you missed it, the Washington Post reminds us just how much Trump models his presidency after professional wrestling. No joke.
Colin Powell had it right from the outset: the man is a “national embarrassment.”
This can’t end soon enough.
