News Flash: It’s fake.
But did you know that our fake president was — for real, in 2013 — inducted into the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame?
Ah, the dignity!
Ah, the achievement!
(Another achievement: telling 1,094 lies in seven months. Surely there must be a hall of fame for that?)
If you missed it, the Washington Post reminds us just how much Trump models his presidency after professional wrestling. No joke.
Colin Powell had it right from the outset: the man is a “national embarrassment.”
This can’t end soon enough.