Corn: the only food that needs no cleaning, comes in its own microwavable container — and has its own handle! Reason enough to set sail for the New World.
Four minutes in the microwave, allow to cool down, pull back the green husks (which thus form an even larger handle), apply butter and salt. Chomp. (Corn handle gripped tightly in left fist, beer bottle in right.)
There you have it, a true miracle of nature: Corn — Cooking Like a Guy™ Recipe #5.
No offense to the other vegetables.
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