I could lie and say there’s no column today because I’m moving to higher ground . . . but I’m actually up North already. So I could use the excuse that Amtrak was late getting in tonight . . . but it was only 15 minutes late and there was, after all, power at my seat, had I chosen to plug in my laptop.

I could have returned to the Trojan.Vundo virus excuse . . . but Norton finally fixed it (what a mess THEIR customer interface is).

So the only thing for it is to tell you the truth: the dog ate my column.

Bad dog.

On the bright side, this should leave you more time to go out and play.


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