Wilma! October 21, 2005March 25, 2012 I could lie and say there’s no column today because I’m moving to higher ground . . . but I’m actually up North already. So I could use the excuse that Amtrak was late getting in tonight . . . but it was only 15 minutes late and there was, after all, power at my seat, had I chosen to plug in my laptop. I could have returned to the Trojan.Vundo virus excuse . . . but Norton finally fixed it (what a mess THEIR customer interface is). So the only thing for it is to tell you the truth: the dog ate my column. Bad dog. On the bright side, this should leave you more time to go out and play.