Happy birthday to all you guys turning 87 today.
My editorial compass told me it would be self-indulgent to wish a friend happy birthday. But this way, I’m wishing ALL such people happy birthday.
Kind of like those tax loopholes Senators insert that apply to ALL corporations with hydro-powered paper mills placed in service between March 10 and March 15, 1922.
Happy birthday, y’all.
Quote of the Day
Talking to politicians about the economy is like talking with eight-year-olds about sex. They have heard all the words, but they haven't a clue.~Michael Aronstein
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