Any of these might offend, so I figured I’d do them all the same day:
If you’re uncomfortable with atheism:
> Skip the late Christopher Hitchens’ otherwise unmissable opening statement.
(Infallibility has always held great appeal, relieving us, as it does, of the need to think. He alone can fix it.)
> Skip, also, last week’s word from Mr. Deity.
(I’m new to Mr. Deity. He got his start a dozen years ago when he introduced Eve to the Garden of Eden.)
If you’re a cultist:
(“History will not look kindly on our evidence-free decision to make kids suffer most.”)
> Skip, also, The Cult of Mike Lindell.
(Really funny — and still relevant a half year later, as tens of millions remain on board.)
If drag rubs you wrong:
(Timed to open the Winter Olympics, it benefits Field Team 6. Tickets ten bucks and up.)
If you’re altogether wholesome:
> Skip Alan Cumming’s wonderful but sporadically X-rated Baggage: Tales from a Fully Packed Life, read by the actor himself.
There you have it.