Reader Beware January 26, 2022 Any of these might offend, so I figured I’d do them all the same day: If you’re uncomfortable with atheism: > Skip the late Christopher Hitchens’ otherwise unmissable opening statement. (Infallibility has always held great appeal, relieving us, as it does, of the need to think. He alone can fix it.) > Skip, also, last week’s word from Mr. Deity. (I’m new to Mr. Deity. He got his start a dozen years ago when he introduced Eve to the Garden of Eden.) If you’re a cultist: > Skip The Cult of Masked Schoolchildren. (“History will not look kindly on our evidence-free decision to make kids suffer most.”) > Skip, also, The Cult of Mike Lindell. (Really funny — and still relevant a half year later, as tens of millions remain on board.) If drag rubs you wrong: > Skip America Needs A Queen: Drag Queens Do Democracy . . . And Sports! (Timed to open the Winter Olympics, it benefits Field Team 6. Tickets ten bucks and up.) If you’re altogether wholesome: > Skip Alan Cumming’s wonderful but sporadically X-rated Baggage: Tales from a Fully Packed Life, read by the actor himself. There you have it.