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Thermodynamic Milkshake

July 22, 1996February 6, 2017

Did you have fun last week?

“The U.S. stock market is behaving like a thermodynamic milkshake: there are easier ways to gain 9.25 points, as the Dow did Tuesday, than by exploring a 220-point range, with a stunning 680 million shares traded.”

— Mark Anderson, STRATEGIC NEWS SERVICE

(SNS is a high-level, high-tech industry $195/year weekly electronic newsletter targeted at CEO types and those sophisticated at high-tech investing. For a free one-month trial, e-mail to Markrander@aol.com.)

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John Kenneth Galbraith, The Age of Uncertainty

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