I’m going to bed and going to sleep. Enjoy the long weekend. (Someplace in the world it’s a holiday, and I’m celebrating it.) If you’re really bored, paint your driveway white. I hope finally to get to tell you why this coming week.
I went to buy carpeting and it's $15 a square yard. I'm not going to pay that for carpeting. So I bought two square yards, and when I get home I strap them to my feet.
~Comedian Steven Wright
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