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Put ME In This Hyperbarium!

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

But before we get to that . . .

This lecturer in psychiatry at Yale thinks he knows why Trump can’t concede.  Grievance addiction.  Literally.



And now . . .

Technically, I guess it’s a hyperbaric chamber.  But if fish live in an aquarium and Greeks lived in Byzantium . . .

Israeli scientists put 35 old-ish folks into them 90 minutes a day, five days a week, for three months.  At the end of which, their telomeres had lengthened by 20%.  They were 25 years younger.  Or at least their telomeres were.

I may be glossing over a few things (one of you likens me to Kramer in my enthusiasms), but I’ve already found a manufacturer.  I’m trying to find out whether I can invest; and whether they have one I can sit in watching movies while I de-age.

I have a friend who’s paid a fortune to freeze himself when the day comes.  But forget cryogenics.  My way, if it works, could keep the day from coming in the first place; and is so much warmer.



Oh — and look who got 306 Electoral College votes.  Thanks to all of you who helped.

 

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