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Andrew Tobias

Money and Other Subjects

Out Trapping Lobsters

July 3, 2003March 25, 2012

I sit here with 350 thick rubber bands, one for each claw. Someone else is out buying butter. A lot of work goes into a clam bake.

Happy birthday, America.

Let’s talk Monday.

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George Bernard Shaw (with whom I feel like an idiot disagreeing)

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