Skip to content
Andrew Tobias
Andrew Tobias

Money and Other Subjects

  • Home
  • Books
  • Videos
  • Bio
  • Archives
  • Links
  • Me-Mail
Andrew Tobias
Andrew Tobias

Money and Other Subjects

More Motley Dogs

March 3, 1997February 1, 2017

Alert readers will know I have thrown some cold water on the enthusiasm some feel for what’s commonly known as “The Dogs of the Dow” strategy and that I have, in return, had a bucket or two tossed my way.

Not to say it’s a terrible strategy. Just that, typically, finding these great strategies after the fact (I don’t know anyone who was recommending it 25 years ago, in advance of its great results) is not quite the same as knowing how markets will perform over the next 25 — if only because great market strategies, once widely known, become “self-disfulfilling.” (Now ain’t that a great academic term. I picked it up interviewing a Nobel laureate.) This is to financial physics what Heisenberg is to electrons. (When you shine the light of day on something, be it an electron or a secret formula for success, the mere act of shining changes the trajectory of what you’re looking at.)

Anyway, click HERE to see what the statistically savvy folks at Morningstar have to say about the Dogs. They don’t say it’s a terrible strategy, either, just that it may not be quite all it’s cracked up to be. (Heisenberg, unaccountably, is missing from their analysis.)

I know it’s a pain to click and wait, and you’re wondering why I don’t save you time and just stick their copyrighted column right here. But if you don’t think I’m saving you time, check out the URL we had to type to make HERE work — http://text.morningstar.net/news/Ms/strategist/dogs/whyitmightnot.html.

Move over, antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

Post navigation

← More Romantic Consultants
The Lumpy Lincoln Mattress →

Quote of the Day

"News is what somebody somewhere doesn't want you to know. All the rest is advertising."

London Daily Mail founder, Lord Northcliffe

Subscribe

 Advice

The Only Investment Guide You'll Ever Need

"So full of tips and angles that only a booby or a billionaire could not benefit." -- The New York Times

Help

MYM Emergency?

Too Much Junk?

Tax Questions?

Ask Less

Recent Posts

  • Has The WSJ Gone Commie?

    August 24, 2026
  • Vaguely Related Good News

    August 23, 2026
  • Socialism and Spam

    August 22, 2026
  • I Was Duped

    August 20, 2026
  • Three Cool Things

    August 20, 2026
  • Socialism Is So 1845!

    August 19, 2026
  • Let's Bring This Baby Home

    August 18, 2026
  • It's Time To Flee The DSA

    August 17, 2026
  • COLORADO V. CONNECTICUT

    August 16, 2026
  • Three Minutes And 20 Seconds

    August 13, 2026
Andrew Tobias Books
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
©2026 Andrew Tobias - All Rights Reserved | Website: Whirled Pixels | Author Photo: Tony Adams