I went to Microsoft Outlook Express, which I guess came with my ThinkPad, I don’t remember signing up for anything – and I found 13,693 messages waiting for me – oops, 13,694 – all spam.
About 18 months ago I got I got an offer from MBNA to sign up for a credit card that would let me borrow up to $100,000 at ZERO interest for the first nine months. So I made the call, as it urged, and had them wire $95,000 to my bank account, which they did. It was free money for nine months, which I can put to work at 2% or so, paying only the $15 monthly minimum until it was time to pay back the $95,000. (The card itself, when it arrived, I just cut up.) As tickled as I was by this bonanza (MBNA just gave me $2,000), it made me nervous, just as the free running shoes some dot-com gave me made me nervous back during the dot-com bubble.
I hesitated to brag about this at the time, and hesitate now. I know I am exceptionally fortunate to be able to get this kind of credit. But it seemed to me to be telling. I’m not sure of what exactly, but telling.
And I was reminded of this last week when my new MBNA card arrived in the mail, with one of those peel-off strips instructing me to call a toll-free number to activate the card. When I called, the agent asked if I would like to have up to $99,999 wired to the account of my choice at 0% interest until June.
I had been calling just to activate the card – had planned to cut it up but keep the number (and secret number on the back) just in case I ever wanted another card with which to make phone or Internet purchases.
But now they were offering me six months free money, so I took it. I may do something else with it, but for starters, I just sent it to a money market account yielding 0.8% . . . about $400 for the six months (before tax). I then went to the MBNA web site and set up 6 automatic $15 monthly withdrawals from my checking account, so that the bill will automatically be paid on time.
Then I cut up the card.
The part I found extraordinary (well, I find the whole thing extraordinary – and a little giddy, as in, Gee, something bad has got to follow) is that before I hung up with the MBNA agent, she advised me that, for accepting this 0% cash advance – as it was above the required $6,000 threshold – I would be receiving a free companion airline ticket on virtually any U.S. airline.
They were not just giving me free money – they were paying me to take it.
This is nuts, if you ask me, and that giddy feeling creeps back. I assume the Fed will keep the pedal to the metal until the election a year from now . . . and that the massive tax cuts will keep coming to gun the economy. But can it all really be this easy? Or could it be like the student grinding out a term paper, taking whatever they take these days to stay up three nights running. He finishes the paper . . . but then what? Does he wake up happy and productive the next morning?
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