It’s Chrismukkah! December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Which last happened in 2005, and so I offer two gifts: > A rotten little kid’s brutal letter to Santa (2 minutes, adults only). Who raised this kid?! Satan? > An Easy Way to Calculate — And Double-Offset! — Your Carbon Footprint. I took the 5-minute test and rejected most of the suggestions. I already do a lot of this stuff and am too selfish to do much of the rest. But a couple of the ideas were thought-provoking, and at the end I found a painless way to possibly double-offset my footprint for just 60 cents a day . . . far less than the $2.32 a day you can save just by adopting my selfless iced tea routine . . . and a very big deal indeed. Whatever your religion or lack of same, the spirit of Christmas is the best in us, and the last word always goes to Tiny Tim. Happy Chrismukkah!