I Can’t Believe It’s Not “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” February 14, 2024February 13, 2024 TRUMP INSISTS WE KEEP THE BORDER OPEN TO IMPROVE HIS CHANCES OF WINNING Because if he wins, he can be like Putin and Kim Jong Un and kill anyone he wants (according to his lawyer) and pardon anyone he wants (according to the Constitution). And, writes Fareed Zakaria, Republicans are falling right into line. Rather than solve the border crisis they pretend to care about — tightening the law and supplying urgently needed resources the Administration has been requesting for three years — they’ve chosen to leave the law as is, deny the resources, and impeach the Secretary of Homeland Security. That should do the trick. Today’s Republican Party at work. NO PLANTS HAD TO DIE TO MAKE THIS FAKE MEAT Or this fake butter! Not on the market yet, but Bill Gates thinks it’s close. BELATED SUPER BOWL BONUS Apple’s iconic ad that got it all going 40 Super Bowls ago. Happy Valentine’s Day!