Here’s Where We Are April 29, 2026 I saw John Lithgow in Giant last night. “A mesmerizing highlight of the theater season.” — The Wall Street Journal. So powerful that I’m taking the rest of the night off. (More or less.) OPRT The next quarterly report is scheduled for May 7. In hopes it will be a good one — with perhaps a debut from its impressive new CEO — I’m going to try to buy some May 15 calls with $5 and $7.50 strike prices. ONLY, and ever more than usual, with money I can truly afford to lose. I’ve put in orders for less than the “ask,” and may not get them. But if I do — and if the stock does bounce — the Coke Zeroes will be on me. HERE’S WHERE WE ARE Carl Sagan’s cosmic clock: