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Happy Andyday

February 24, 1999February 12, 2017

Well, almost everything has a silver lining, and the great advantage to my no longer getting paid a billion dollars a year to write this column every day the market is open (thank you, Ameritrade, it was great) is that every once in a while — I hope not too often — I get to declare an Andyday.

(The benefit to Ameritrade is that my absence seems almost instantly to have quintupled its stock. A billion dollars a year is quite a drag on a little company.)

Happy Andyday.

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