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July 9, 2004February 27, 2017

LOOK FOR OSAMA TO BE PRODUCED DURING THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION*

And about time, too!

WASHINGTON, July 8 – Osama bin Laden and his chief lieutenants, operating from hideouts suspected to be along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, are directing an al-Qaeda effort to launch an attack in the United States sometime this year, senior Bush administration officials said on Thursday.

‘So someone please explain to me,’ writes my pal, Joe Porter, ‘why our 130,000 troops are in Iraq rather than Afghanistan?’

*No, really – click here.

KNOW ANY FLORIDA VOTERS?

If so, get them to check here to see if they’ve been deleted from the voter roles. I found two Tobiases (though not me) and what appears to be virtually every Thompson who ever lived.

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