Skip to content
Andrew Tobias
Andrew Tobias

Money and Other Subjects

  • Home
  • Books
  • Videos
  • Bio
  • Archives
  • Links
  • Me-Mail
Andrew Tobias
Andrew Tobias

Money and Other Subjects

Free the Treo 300

July 9, 2004February 27, 2017

LOOK FOR OSAMA TO BE PRODUCED DURING THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION*

And about time, too!

WASHINGTON, July 8 – Osama bin Laden and his chief lieutenants, operating from hideouts suspected to be along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, are directing an al-Qaeda effort to launch an attack in the United States sometime this year, senior Bush administration officials said on Thursday.

‘So someone please explain to me,’ writes my pal, Joe Porter, ‘why our 130,000 troops are in Iraq rather than Afghanistan?’

*No, really – click here.

KNOW ANY FLORIDA VOTERS?

If so, get them to check here to see if they’ve been deleted from the voter roles. I found two Tobiases (though not me) and what appears to be virtually every Thompson who ever lived.

FREE TREO 300

I got one. You want one? As a special thank you for subscribing to this column, it goes free to whoever needs it most, as expressed in verse. (I’m old-fashioned. I like verse that rhymes.)

Post navigation

← You’re Not in the Bottom 97% – You’re in the Top 100%!
What’s Next? →

Quote of the Day

"The road to success is always under construction."

Winston Churchill

Subscribe

 Advice

The Only Investment Guide You'll Ever Need

"So full of tips and angles that only a booby or a billionaire could not benefit." -- The New York Times

Help

MYM Emergency?

Too Much Junk?

Tax Questions?

Ask Less

Recent Posts

  • Putting Women Back Where They Belong; Voting At 16

    July 18, 2025
  • What The CIA Has Concluded

    July 16, 2025
  • "Inigo Montoya" On Netanyahu

    July 16, 2025
  • Carl's View

    July 15, 2025
  • Jesus! A (Surprisingly) Revealing Conversation With DNC Chair Ken Martin

    July 14, 2025
  • Two Things You Can Never Be

    July 11, 2025
  • Anyone? Anyone?

    July 11, 2025
  • "PAPERS PLEASE" -- Trump's Very Own Gigantic Police Force

    July 9, 2025
  • 5 Links And A Joke Walk Into A Bar

    July 8, 2025
  • There WAS No Cherry Tree

    July 7, 2025
Andrew Tobias Books
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
©2025 Andrew Tobias - All Rights Reserved | Website: Whirled Pixels | Author Photo: Tony Adams