1. Thank You For Smoking. This movie is hysterical.
2. Thank you for paying your taxes. (‘Seventy percent of the nation’s taxpayers are eligible for free tax preparation software and free electronic filing. See if you are eligible.’) If you can’t get them done by Monday, file form 4868 for an automatic extension.
I have a lot more stuff to share, but I don’t want you using ME as an excuse for why you had to file an extension.