I accidentally double-posted Friday . . . “Still Great” and “Trump the Conspiracy Theorist” . . . so to even things out, today I give you nothing:

“Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He wont expect it back.” — Oscar Wilde

“Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.” — Emo Philips

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.




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