“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back.” — Oscar Wilde
“Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.” — Emo Philips
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
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No nation ought to be without debt. A national debt is a national blessing.~Thomas Paine, 1776
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