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Money and Other Subjects

$end Ca$h

March 19, 2001February 17, 2017

SAVE THE WORLD – CHEAP!

Ed Bessman: ‘Eleven-watt CFLs are only $3.95 at IKEA, Baltimore, MD.’

$END CA$H!

Not original with me (why don’t people take/give credit for these things?!). Thanks to Steve Sapka for spotting it:

Dear Dad,
 
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
 
Love,
 
Your $on

Dear Son,
 
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and that you can never study eNOugh.
 
Love,
 
Dad

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