ELLEN’S COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
So much fun I watched it twice.
COOKING LIKE A GUY™ WITH A HOT ROD
Denis Trover: “Out here on the desert even the women use the guys’ way to cook.”
☞ I love it. A carbecue!
The advice here is really helpful. E.g.:
Obviously, you don’t want to drive around the block 300 times just to cook dinner. That would be a waste of gas and time. Rather, if you’re already driving somewhere, find something to cook that fits into your travel plans . . .
And this, for one of those days when the car is parked in the blazing sun:
Prepare your favorite cookie dough recipe. Slice evenly and place on lightly oiled baking sheet. Place the baking sheet on top of your vehicle’s dashboard . . .
Pluses include: Dinner ready the minute you pull in your driveway; saves the gas or electricity that would have been needed to cook. Minuses: wastes a lot of aluminum foil; can’t have chocolate chip cookies and hot dogs at the same time unless willing to drive for hours with no a/c in the blazing sun.
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