Common Cement, Engine Block Burgers … . . . and WHERE did I leave my keys? August 4, 2009March 15, 2017 ELLEN’S COMMENCEMENT SPEECH So much fun I watched it twice. COOKING LIKE A GUY™ WITH A HOT ROD Denis Trover: “Out here on the desert even the women use the guys’ way to cook.” ☞ I love it. A carbecue! The advice here is really helpful. E.g.: Obviously, you don’t want to drive around the block 300 times just to cook dinner. That would be a waste of gas and time. Rather, if you’re already driving somewhere, find something to cook that fits into your travel plans . . . And this, for one of those days when the car is parked in the blazing sun: Prepare your favorite cookie dough recipe. Slice evenly and place on lightly oiled baking sheet. Place the baking sheet on top of your vehicle’s dashboard . . . Pluses include: Dinner ready the minute you pull in your driveway; saves the gas or electricity that would have been needed to cook. Minuses: wastes a lot of aluminum foil; can’t have chocolate chip cookies and hot dogs at the same time unless willing to drive for hours with no a/c in the blazing sun. I KEEP FORGETTING TO RECOMMEND THIS AmazingMemorySecrets.com. Benjamin is a friend, and truly amazing. You can trust him. He may steal your watch (right off your wrist – that’s how I first met him) but he always gives it back. Want to remember people’s names? Where you left your keys? Check it out.