Our petulant, vulgar, narcissistic president lies uncontrollably* and has dramatically diminished our standing in the world . . . but that’s okay, because we’re about to get “great health care at a tiny fraction of the cost.”
He and his team are deeply in bed with our principle adversary of the past 70 years . . . but that’s okay because Russia’s no longer communist. (Now it’s a journalist-murdering oligarchy run by a kleptocrat who hopes to — and is impressively succeeding at — destabilizing our democracy.)
And because everybody’s getting the aforementioned health care. (“It’s going to be so easy.“)
He carries Tic Tacs wherever he goes, kept a book of Hitler’s speeches by his bedside, mocks the disabled, is on his third wife, and is everything Jesus deplored — but that’s okay, because — well, truthfully, I can’t imagine why it’s okay. Yet it is, with 82% of self-identified Republicans.
Oh. And did I mention that he knows nothing about the complex issues that confront mankind?
But plans to solve them by giving huge tax cuts to the uber-wealthy?
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