A Simple Path to a Perpetually Rising Market May 8, 2009March 15, 2017 MUD Randy Hird: “I bought some GLDD at $2.30 when you last wrote about it a couple of months ago and sold half today at $4.65. That was a good deal.” ☞ GLDD reported encouraging results yesterday. I’m in it for the long haul. BOREF George Mokray: “Does this mean we’re gonna be rich?” ☞ Oh, God, I hope so – but no. It appears to have been digested from the Wheeltug™ website, and not to represent anything new. That said, Borealis is now valued at under $10 million (I know a guy who spent more than that on a boat), which makes for what I continue to believe is an attractive lottery ticket. All its technology (and iron ore deposits) could ultimately prove worthless. Indeed, the only prudent assumption is that they will. But if not? FIRING ARAB LINGUISTS Here we go again – but as my friend Aaron Belkin explains so nicely here, we may not have to. According to a forthcoming legal study, the President may have the authority to deep-six “Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell” without actually having to repeal the law. Polls show that a wide majority of Americans now feel that it weakens our military to fire gay and lesbian servicemen and women; and/or that firing them is unnecessary and unfair. The sooner we can get rid of this unfortunate policy . . . that President Clinton and President Carter are both on record wanting to can . . . along with all 10 of the 2008 Democratic presidential primary candidates . . . and that dozens of generals and admirals now oppose . . . the better. SHORT-SELLING Zac Bissonnette: “You will want to post this on your site.” ☞ “The uptick rule,” which reigned back in olden days (I remember those days), prevented anyone from shorting stocks when the previous trade had not been up from the last different price at which it had traded. If a stock had been $25 for a bunch of trades, up from $24.75, you could short all you wanted. But if the last different price at which it traded had been $25.25 – meaning that the stock was down a hair – your order to sell short would sit on the sidelines until you were able to sell at a higher price. The idea was to prevent massive “bear raids” that drove stock prices down relentlessly. There was some logic to it, but in today’s world of sophisticated computerized trading strategies, this would really muck a lot of things up. So before we race to do it, we should think twice. (And if it still seems like a good idea, maybe think a third time?) So here’s what Zac thought might amuse you: Mary L. Schapiro, Esq. Chairman Securities and Exchange Commission 100 F Street, NE Washington, DC 20549 email@example.com April 20, 2009 VIA EMAIL Re: File No. S7-08-09 Chairman Schapiro: On behalf of the great silent majority of American investors, I must point out that none of your proposals to reinstate the “uptick rule” goes far enough toward ensuring a perpetual rise in stock prices. Rather than tinkering with ad hoc half-measures, the SEC should be proposing the only practical, efficient and final solution to market volatility: a ban on stock selling altogether. A review of six time-honored truths makes this solution self-evident: Truth #1: Stock Market Crashes Are Caused By Stock Sales. It should be painfully obvious by now that the market’s decline since November 2007 was caused by stock selling. Not even pernicious speculators like George Soros would dispute this basic truth. Similarly, the market’s steep fall after several large bank failures and the deepening of the economic crisis in September 2008 also was the result of stock selling. We can safely conclude, therefore, that had stock sales been banned in 2007 the stock market crash of 2008-2009 never would have happened. Logically, it follows that banning stock sales would also prevent future market crashes. Truth # 2: True Investors Buy And Hold. Forever. Equities markets were never intended to be casinos where gamblers make wagers on or against a particular outcome. They are the mechanism for long-term investors to provide the capital that investment banks and brokerage firms need to grow profits. The only justifiable investment strategy from a policy standpoint, and the only strategy that any right-minded investor — as opposed to speculator — would employ, is the tried and true “buy and hold” strategy. Speculators trade; investors buy stocks and maintain them in their portfolios in perpetuity. As the Oracle of Omaha, Jimmy Buffett, has famously declared, an investor’s time horizon should be “forever.” Thus, there is no legitimate reason for an investor ever to sell a stock. Truth # 3: “Buy And Hold” Guarantees An Ever-Rising Market. A large and growing part of individual Americans’ wealth is composed of equities. If all investors were simply required to adhere to the “buy and hold” strategy as they should, the market would rise without the interruption of “corrections” and bear markets. As all buyers hold, and new entrants buy, stock prices would move upward in a linear trajectory. Extensive research studies by large brokerage firms have proven that, over time, stock prices rise. For example, an investor who had bought the Dow Jones Industrial Average in 1932, when it was at 50, and sold it in November 2007, when it was over 14,000, would have realized a gain of approximately 28,000% — an annualized return of over 370% [actually: 7.8% — A.T.]. A ban on stock sales would ensure an ever-rising stock market and thus greater wealth and prosperity for all Americans. Stock sellers, by contrast, are interfering with the market’s natural tendency to ascend. Truth # 4: A Rising Market Makes People Happy. Studies have demonstrated a marked correlation between the level of the Dow, on the one hand, and consumer and voter sentiment, on the other. The most recent University of Michigan Survey showed improving consumer sentiment as the Dow rose sharply after the announcement of the proposed re-instatement of the uptick rule, the modification of mark-to-market accounting, and the Treasury’s plan to subsidize the sale of banks’ toxic assets with taxpayer leverage. Similarly, polls have shown that voters are often less happy when the stock market crashes. They are also less likely to re-elect incumbents, including those who appoint the heads of regulatory agencies. A rising market also pleases investment banks and other firms in the financial services industry, including those that routinely hire former heads of regulatory agencies. Enough said. Truth # 5: The SEC’s Job Is To Stay Out Of The Market When It’s Rising And Step In To Appropriately Alter The Rules When It’s Falling. The SEC’s regulatory mandate in a laissez-faire economy is two-fold. When stock prices are increasing, the SEC’s role is to ignore the market and market participants, thus allowing the invisible forces of the market to work their unregulated magic. When stock prices are decreasing, however, the SEC must intervene to stanch the loss of wealth that flows from a declining market. There is nothing “artificial” about selectively modifying rules that interfere with the market’s natural upward trajectory. Truth # 6: Stock Sellers Are Short On America. Speculators, short-sellers, long-sellers and other suspicious elements will spuriously claim that stock sales (and even short sales) are necessary for the efficient functioning of the market, and that asymmetrical transaction rules might actually exacerbate the problem by facilitating stock market bubbles. It suffices to note that these are the same people who caused the recent stock market crash (as well as every previous stock market crash in history). They are also the ones who sold stock in the wake of the 2 September 11th attacks, thereby profiting from the nation’s tragedy. It is no exaggeration to say that those who oppose a stock sale ban are advocating nothing less than a form of economic terrorism. I have no doubt that, as a patriotic American, you will see through the terrorists’ chicanery and lay the groundwork for a safe and prosperous America by banning stock sales. Benjamin N. Dover III ☞ Have a good weekend.