The Flu October 30, 1996January 30, 2017 My point is: if you’re dead, what good are you? We need you healthy, happy, and vigorously clicking on this web site every morning so the Big Cheese keeps paying me. That’s why I shared my cold remedy months ago, and why I now offer you everything you need to know — for yourself or your grand-ma-ma — about flu shots. Where to get ‘em and when (soon!), who needs ‘em, how to maybe get ‘em free — even what to do if you have the flu. All courtesy of the U.S. Government. To your good health.