“Bin Laden is dead and Detroit is alive.” How’s that for a bumper sticker?
As seen at TED: “The future is not what it used to be.”
Eat less meat (especially red meat): “It’s good for the planet, good for the cows, good for your finances, good for your heart.”
I got my picture taken with George W. Bush last week wearing a Barack Obama 2012 tie. (I was wearing it, not he.)
If you lost your camera or photo stick – or found someone else’s:
Make your own ice cream sandwiches:
First you choose your cookie (chocolate chip, red velvet, snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, or – my choice – “potato chip”) and then you choose your ice cream flavor (I chose caramelized bacon). Oh. My. God. Reviewed here.
World’s sexiest breast-cancer screening app (show your sister or gay brother):
Tomorrow: Guessing the Weight of an Ox
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I went to buy carpeting and it's $15 a square yard. I'm not going to pay that for carpeting. So I bought two square yards, and when I get home I strap them to my feet.~Comedian Steven Wright
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