Let’s Go Viral June 16, 2008January 4, 2017 SECOND QUARTERLY ESTIMATED TAX DUE Just a reminder: it must be postmarked by tonight. FIGHT THE SMEARS Whatever your political leaning, I know you to be a person who values the truth. Maybe you preferred Bush v. Gore – but I hope it wasn’t because you thought Gore claimed to have invented the Internet (he didn’t) or did something wrong at ‘the Buddhist temple’ (he didn’t) or any of the rest of it. Maybe you preferred Bush v. Kerry – but I hope it wasn’t because you thought Kerry purposely shot himself in order to get a medal. (Or because, like a majority of Bush voters, you thought Iraq had a hand in attacking us on September 11.) So please bookmark this site: fightthesmears.com . It may prove to be the most important site of the campaign. Let’s not make the mistake again of electing the wrong guy based on misinformation. SO SAYETH THE REPUBLICAN-APPOINTED CHIEF JUSTICE Excerpts: California Chief Justice Ronald George is prepared for the voters’ verdict on his ruling legalizing same-sex marriages – but whatever comes this autumn, he says it won’t be long before most Californians accept equal rights for gays and lesbians as a matter of course. In an interview about the court’s May 15 decision overturning the state’s marriage law, George drew comparisons to another historic 4-3 ruling 60 years earlier that struck down California’s ban on interracial marriage. That ruling is no longer controversial, but it was a different story then. The 1948 court was far ahead of public opinion both nationally and in California, where 16 years later the voters amended their Constitution to authorize racial discrimination in real estate sales. Both the state’s and the nation’s high courts later ruled that initiative unconstitutional. “I suspect it will not take as long for the public to adjust to the idea of gay marriage as it did to racial equality,” George said. One reason, he said, is California’s increasing diversity. “When people count among their friends, as I do, gay individuals, and have friends who have gay children, and mix with a number of ethnic groups, I think it’s much harder to demonize in one’s mind any kind of minority,” he said. . . . TRIPLETS Bob Fyfe: ‘[Per your question last week], the probability of at least three people sharing the same birthday in a room of 23 people is approximately 1.3%. To have greater than 50% probability, you need 88 people in the room.’ ☞ I was all set to write back and ask how Bob did the math, but then I saw that he is with Texas Instruments (maker of those amazing calculators), so I’m just going to take his word for it. (But if you do want the math – trust me, you do not – click here.) TELEPRESENCE Ken Hoerner: ‘I was day dreaming the other day [before reading last week’s clip of two guys talking face to face on a California stage, except one was actually in India] and maybe this is the technology to make it happen. I picture myself at a ‘live performance’ of say Bruce Springsteen at Giants Stadium, but instead of a miniscule figure on a stage with large video screens off to the sides, I see a ‘Telepresence figure’ of Bruce and we could make him 30 or 40 feet tall for all to see.’ ☞ Great idea. And he wouldn’t even have to be there. He could play a year-long world tour all in one night. GO VIRAL So how about sending fightthesmears.com to 10 friends and asking them to do likewise? Who runs the country, and thus, in no insignificant measure, the world, turns out to matter. It would be nice if the electorate made a well-informed decision.
Lost And on Friday the 13th, No Less June 13, 2008March 11, 2017 LOST IN TRANSMISSION Peter Kaczowka: ‘This flowchart of 2002 US energy generation shows the ‘Electric power sector’ generating 38.2 quadrillion BTUs, with 26.3 quadrillion of it going to ‘Electrical system energy losses.’ So in 2002, 69% of all electricity generated in the US was lost, mainly in transmission. I am a big fan of solar (photovoltaic) because it can be located where people live and work, avoiding most of that 69% loss. For T. Boone Pickens’ wind farm to work, he will have to spend billions on transmission lines to the cities. Most of the electricity generated will be converted to heat in those same wires.’ ☞ This also speaks to the dramatic improvement in energy efficiency to be had from energy recycling: converting a plant’s waste heat into electricity, on site, per last month’s link to Tom Casten on NPR. LOST THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE Republicans work pretty hard at preventing people from voting. (Did you get a chance to watch Recount? You can still see it on HBO, or sample a bit of it with this 7-minute conversation between Ron Klain and Kevin Spacey, the actor who plays Ron Klain.) Part of the reason they do this is simply that suppressing the vote helps them win. But another part is their worry that ineligible people will vote. Like these nuns in Indiana or this 97-year-old Phoenix woman. They all were eligible to vote, but were turned away just in case, because, under the Republican-initiated state laws, they couldn’t prove it. The theory seems to be that it’s better to deny tens of thousands of people their vote (one estimate put it at 40,000 in the recent Arizona primary) than to let ineligible voters slip through . . . even though the Republicans never seem to be able to find any appreciable instances of such fraud. (Could it be that many illegals are honest? That many don’t want to risk breaking the law and being deported? When you think how hard it is to get citizens to register and vote, when all they fear is being called for jury duty, imagine the difficulty in persuading illegals to risk deportation.) The Republicans certainly tried to find significant voter fraud to justify their new voter ID laws.* Acting as though the Justice Department were an adjunct to the Republican National Committee, they instructed U.S. attorneys to give high priority to prosecuting voter fraud – and fired some for not being able to come up with any. *For other voter suppression tactics, there can’t even be the pretense of a justification. As when Bush’s Florida co-chair, Kathryn Harris, knocked tens of thousands of ‘felons’ off the voter roles, approximately 95% of whom were in fact not felons, just likely Democratic voters. LOST HIM TO THE REPUBLICANS Bob Novick: ‘In case you have not seen it, this is why I’m voting Republican.’ ☞ As subtle as a bludgeon and certainly not entirely fair. But not entirely unfair either. Have a great weekend. Did you know that Henry Ford and Thomas Edison played a role in the development of the charcoal briquette?
Farming Wind June 12, 2008March 11, 2017 THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND Specifically, for starters, Boone Pickens’ $12 billion Texas wind farm projected to be powering the equivalent of 1.3 million homes by 2011. KRAUTHAMMER ON $4 GAS He’s been saying since 1983 we should tax gasoline more each year to keep that revenue here (and the revenue to lower the payroll tax), thereby to encourage fuel efficiency and all the good that flows from that. Actually, a lot of us have been saying this; some of us even longer. Why don’t we do it now? To make it politically palatable, maybe give people two or three years’ notice before it kicks in. Time for many to switch to more fuel efficient cars that, in turn, make the tax ‘zero.’ (Up your mileage from 20 mpg to 30 mpg and the extra cost of driving a mile with $2 extra tax tacked onto a $4 gallon is: zero . . . even as the lower payroll tax might save you several hundred dollars.) Not everyone will be able to buy new fuel-efficient cars in the next two or three years. But even so, there may be quite a few mutually (and environmentally) advantageous real-world trades to be made. Someone who drives a gas guzzler 20,000 miles each year might swap with someone who drives a fuel-efficient car just 1,500 miles a year. The 20,000-mile-driver would save a fortune on gas, allowing him to offer his (nice!) vehicle at an attractively low price. MONTY HALL – REALLY SIMPLY Mark Budwig: ‘Imagine that right after you choose door A, Monty offers you the choice of keeping it or exchanging it for both doors B and C, giving you 2 out 3 chances to win. Because that’s essentially what he’s doing, except that he’s helpfully eliminating the booby prize door first.’ BAR BETS – 3 Aaron Long: ‘I live in a co-op with 21 other people and three of them have the exact same birthday. We had a party for them and there was much exclaiming about how unlikely their coincidental birthday was. I brought up the famous old bar bet that if you have 23 people together there is a better than 50% chance that two have the same birthday and to my surprise none of them had heard of this and to boot none of them seemed to really believe me, so maybe that bet has some life in it yet.’ ☞ Ah, but what are the odds of THREE out of 23? I am quite sure one of our esteemed readers will have the answer to us faster than you can say ‘free year’s subscription extension for the first correct answer.’ Bonus points: how many people have to gather before it’s likely three will share one birthday (i.e., more likely than not). How many before it’s very likely (90%)? How many before you can all but assume it (99%)?
18 Million Cracks June 11, 2008March 11, 2017 CURRENT TV Chuck Smith: ‘I think you mentioned you had an interest in Current TV. Since then I have been tuning in more often. As time goes on the channel keeps improving to the point that, instead of choosing it when nothing else is on (and I get over 200 channels), it has become one of my favs.’ ☞ And you can vote online to determine what stories they run. Brave new world. BAR BETS – 2 James Johnson: ‘Which is farther west, Los Angeles or Reno? Reno. Which is farther west, Chicago or the Galapagos Islands? Chicago. (South America is quite far east of North America.)’ ☞ Reason enough to start haunting the bars again. So long as I can find someone to bet with who thinks he knows where the Galapagos are. (Meanwhile – thanks, Dan Nachbar -Lima, Peru, on the Pacific Ocean, is east of Richmond, Virginia. And – thanks, Chip Ellis – Pittsburgh is east of Miami.) Dale McConnell: ‘How coincidental. I had just read about the Monte Hall Problem in The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives (which is very good). HILLARY ENDORSES BARACK I you haven’t already seen it – or if your daughter hasn’t – watch Hillary’s speech. Or read excerpts here: I entered this race because I have an old-fashioned conviction: that public service is about helping people solve their problems and live their dreams. I’ve had every opportunity and blessing in my own life – and I want the same for all Americans. Until that day comes, you will always find me on the front lines of democracy – fighting for the future. The way to continue our fight now – to accomplish the goals for which we stand – is to take our energy, our passion, our strength and do all we can to help elect Barack Obama the next President of the United States. Today, as I suspend my campaign, I congratulate him on the victory he has won and the extraordinary race he has run. I endorse him, and throw my full support behind him. And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me. I have served in the Senate with him for four years. I have been in this campaign with him for 16 months. I have stood on the stage and gone toe-to-toe with him in 22 debates. I have had a front row seat to his candidacy, and I have seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit. In his own life, Barack Obama has lived the American Dream. As a community organizer, in the state senate, as a United States Senator – he has dedicated himself to ensuring the dream is realized. And in this campaign, he has inspired so many to become involved in the democratic process and invested in our common future. Now, when I started this race, I intended to win back the White House, and make sure we have a president who puts our country back on the path to peace, prosperity, and progress. And that’s exactly what we’re going to do by ensuring that Barack Obama walks through the doors of the Oval Office on January 20, 2009. I understand that we all know this has been a tough fight. The Democratic Party is a family, and it’s now time to restore the ties that bind us together and to come together around the ideals we share, the values we cherish, and the country we love. We may have started on separate journeys – but today, our paths have merged. And we are all heading toward the same destination, united and more ready than ever to win in November and to turn our country around because so much is at stake. We all want an economy that sustains the American Dream, the opportunity to work hard and have that work rewarded, to save for college, a home and retirement, to afford that gas and those groceries and still have a little left over at the end of the month. An economy that lifts all of our people and ensures that our prosperity is broadly distributed and shared. We all want a health care system that is universal, high quality, and affordable so that parents no longer have to choose between care for themselves or their children or be stuck in dead end jobs simply to keep their insurance. This isn’t just an issue for me – it is a passion and a cause – and it is a fight I will continue until every single American is insured – no exceptions, no excuses. We all want an America defined by deep and meaningful equality – from civil rights to labor rights, from women’s rights to gay rights, from ending discrimination to promoting unionization to providing help for the most important job there is: caring for our families. We all want to restore America’s standing in the world, to end the war in Iraq and once again lead by the power of our values, and to join with our allies to confront our shared challenges from poverty and genocide to terrorism and global warming. . . . We cannot let this moment slip away. We have come too far and accomplished too much. Now the journey ahead will not be easy. Some will say we can’t do it. That it’s too hard. That we’re just not up to the task. But for as long as America has existed, it has been the American way to reject ‘can’t do’ claims, and to choose instead to stretch the boundaries of the possible through hard work, determination, and a pioneering spirit. It is this belief, this optimism, that Senator Obama and I share, and that has inspired so many millions of our supporters to make their voices heard. So today, I am standing with Senator Obama to say: Yes we can. . . . To those who are disappointed that we couldn’t go all the way – especially the young people who put so much into this campaign – it would break my heart if, in falling short of my goal, I in any way discouraged any of you from pursuing yours. Always aim high, work hard, and care deeply about what you believe in. When you stumble, keep faith. When you’re knocked down, get right back up. And never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on. As we gather here today in this historic magnificent building, the 50th woman to leave this Earth is orbiting overhead. If we can blast 50 women into space, we will someday launch a woman into the White House. Although we weren’t able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it’s got about 18 million cracks in it. And the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time. That has always been the history of progress in America. Think of the suffragists who gathered at Seneca Falls in 1848 and those who kept fighting until women could cast their votes. Think of the abolitionists who struggled and died to see the end of slavery. Think of the civil rights heroes and foot-soldiers who marched, protested and risked their lives to bring about the end to segregation and Jim Crow. Because of them, I grew up taking for granted that women could vote. Because of them, my daughter grew up taking for granted that children of all colors could go to school together. Because of them, Barack Obama and I could wage a hard fought campaign for the Democratic nomination. Because of them, and because of you, children today will grow up taking for granted that an African American or a woman can yes, become President of the United States. When that day arrives and a woman takes the oath of office as our President, we will all stand taller, proud of the values of our nation, proud that every little girl can dream and that her dreams can come true in America. And all of you will know that because of your passion and hard work you helped pave the way for that day. So I want to say to my supporters, when you hear people saying – or think to yourself – ‘if only’ or ‘what if,’ I say, ‘please don’t go there.’ Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward. Life is too short, time is too precious, and the stakes are too high to dwell on what might have been. We have to work together for what still can be. And that is why I will work my heart out to make sure that Senator Obama is our next President and I hope and pray that all of you will join me in that effort. . . .
Bar Bets You Can Win June 10, 2008January 4, 2017 In a minute, earn cash in your spare time! Bar bets you can win. But first . . . THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM As clear as it was to me that your odds of winning the mega-yacht could not be improved by switching from your first choice, it’s now equally clear to me – now that I understand it – that I was wrong. Beyond dispute. David Rothman and Keith Skilling were among the many of you who really nailed it for me: Imagine not 3 doors but a million. You choose door number 220601(say). The game show host opens 999,998 doors leaving just yours (number 220601) and one other. Now do you want to stick with the door you choose, figuring that you hit a million-to-one shot with your first pick? Or would you prefer to switch to the only door besides yours I left unopened? Here the answer is intuitively obvious. Play the game with just 3 doors instead of a million and it’s the same principle, just a bit more subtle. What’s fascinating, I think (and a little scary), is that so many math professors could have been equally certain – and wrong – as reported years ago in a New York Times conversation with Monty hall himself. Geoff Townsend: ‘Here is an elegant solution to the problem, making it seem almost intuitive. The author, Jeffrey Rosenthal, a statistics professor, has also written an interesting book on everyday probabilities, Struck by Lightning: The Curious World of Probabilities.’ Assume that you always start by picking Door #1, and the host then always shows you some other door which does not contain the car, and you then always switch to the remaining door. If the car is behind Door #1, then after you pick Door #1, the host will open another door (either #2 or #3), and you will then switch to the remaining door (either #3 or #2), thus LOSING. If the car is behind Door #2, then after you pick Door #1, the host will be forced to open Door #3, and you will then switch to Door #2, thus WINNING. If the car is behind Door #3, then after you pick Door #1, the host will be forced to open Door #2, and you will then switch to Door #3, thus WINNING. Hence, in 2 of the 3 (equally-likely) possibilities, you will win. Ergo, the probability of winning by switching is 2/3. Gray Chang: ‘An important part of the Monty Hall problem is often omitted from the problem statement. Monty knows which door holds the prize and he always reveals a clunker door. Then you should indeed switch your choice, as you said. However, it’s a different situation if Monty doesn’t know which door holds the prize and he reveals one of the two remaining doors at random. In that case, one-third of the time he will reveal the prize door, and you lose the game. Two-thirds of the time he will reveal a clunker, in which case there is no advantage or disadvantage of changing your original choice; the odds are 50-50 at that point. Michael Young: ‘One absolutely critical part of the problem, that nobody ever mentions, is whether Monty’s rules required him to show you one of the losing doors. If he has the option not to show you a door at all, then you simply cannot make any inferences, and your ‘intuition’ that switching should make no difference is entirely correct – you’re playing a mind game with Monty. (Consider that without this rule, he could choose to show you a door only when he knows you have chosen the winning door already. Or not, to fake you out.) I was too young when Monty was doing his thing to have paid attention to whether Monty ever refrained from offering another door.’ Sergei Slobodov: ‘By forcing the host to choose the one yacht-free door of the two doors remaining, you are taking advantage of his knowing more than you do (after all, he will never open the door with the yacht behind it). In trading terms, he is an insider and you are taking advantage of his inside information!‘ George Hamlett: ‘You write: ‘One’s grasp for related knowledge immediately goes to the coin toss truism: that even if a coin has come up ‘tails’ ten times in a row, a cool-headed man or woman knows it is no more likely to come up ‘heads’ on the eleventh. The odds of an honest coin-toss are 50-50 every time.’ That’s true, of course, but the key word is honest. What are the odds that any coin that comes up the same ten times in a row is an honest coin? Not good. So in a real-life situation, the right bet is tails, because the odds are it’s not an honest coin. Mr. ‘Black Swan,’ Nassim Nicholas Taleb, writes about this very problem of not confusing academic situations with the real world.’ And now . . . BAR BETS YOU CAN WIN I said this Monty Hall thing had no value except perhaps in winning bar bets. (Better still, bar bets with cocksure math majors.) But that produced other money-making opportunities. Peter Baum: ‘Your mention of bar bets brings back some fond memories. Back in my youth I was an . . . ‘independent entrepreneur specializing in extremely short-time transactions based on psychological dislocation and information asymetry’ (hustler). Here‘s a youtube link to one of the classics, the Five Questions game. He’s using it to try to pick up a girl, but it can be used at least as effectively to win money. Enjoy.’ Dan Nachbar: ‘My favorite bar bet – Rome is further north than New York City. (It is.)’ ☞ Double or nothing? Which is further north, Venice or Bangor, Maine?’ I win again! (Or use Fargo, North Dakota.) What is the westernmost state in the Union? (Wrong!) The easternmost? (Wrong!) Oh, I like this. (In both cases the answer is the same: Alaska. Which is also the northernmost. Hawaii is southernmost.) What we clearly need to do to balance our trade deficit and strengthen the dollar is (a) attract more wealthy tourists; and (b) get them into the bars with us.* ___________ *The only possible glitch: foreigners actually learn geography. Uh, oh.** ___________ **Between yesterday and today, it seems to be footnote week.*** ____________ ***Sorry! I am really only 12 years old – and it shows.**** ________________ ****Nanotechnology! A whole computer could fit inside the period at the end of this sentence.
It’s Not All Bad News June 9, 2008March 11, 2017 UNEMPLOYMENT It’s worse than reported. As John Mauldin explains, the system that the Bureau of Labor Statistics uses to estimate unemployment is slow to reflect economic upturns or, in this case, downturns. So inflation is understated (and likely to get worse); employment is overstated (and likely to decline further). Senator McCain’s solution? He’s reading Alan Greenspan’s book to bone up on economics. (Alan Greenspan who, for all his considerable good points, never met a bubble he didn’t accommodate.) But one thing the Senator knows for sure: the tax cuts on millionaires and billionaires must be made permanent. It’s what Bush has been calling for, through thick and thin; it’s what McCain (who first opposed them) now calls for; it’s what the Republican Party stands for as a bedrock principle: even when a billionaire dies, he should be lightly taxed.* I hate to be a gloomsayer – especially when I think we have a new day dawning next January. But if you bought any of those Rydex double-inverse S&P exchange-traded fund shares mentioned here in April (‘A Safe-ish Way to Short the Market’), I wouldn’t sell them just yet. *Making the tax cuts permanent means, among other things, following through with the scheduled drop in the estate-tax rate from 45% down to a far more modest 0%. IT’S NOT ALL BAD NEWS Yes, since 2001, the average income of the bottom 90% of wage earners dropped a hair, adjusted for inflation. But the top 10% have seen their incomes rise 15%. And that’s pre-tax. Because of the tax cuts we in the top 10% have gotten, the after-tax boost is much higher. I have to tell you: I’m sorry you can’t feed your family or afford the drugs you need, and I’m sorry your kids have been burdened with a few trillion extra in National Debt so we could occupy Iraq and lower taxes on the rich. But it’s been a positively grand time to be wealthy and powerful in America. For that much, the Republican Party deserves credit. For the top1%, of course, it’s been even better. (And for the top 0.1%, better still, but let’s not get carried away.*) Behold: . . . Since 2002, the average income of the top 1 percent of households has risen 44 percent, or $335,000, after adjusting for inflation. . . . As a result, the share of the nation’s income flowing to the top 1 percent has increased sharply, rising from 15.8 percent in 2002 to 20.3 percent in 2006. Not since 1928, just before the Great Depression, has the top 1 percent held such a large share of the nation’s income. . . . And, again, this is pre-tax income. After tax, the gains in wealth have been much wider. As Warren Buffett has noted, if this is class warfare, his class is winning. (Appalled by this, he is voting Democrat.) * I know we’re almost all in the top 10%. Indeed, when candidate Gore was warning that candidate Bush’s tax cuts would go mainly ‘to those in the top 1%’ a poll showed that fully 19% of Americans thought they were in the top 1% – and a further 20% (God bless ’em) expected to be. For a total of 39% in or expecting to be in the top 1%. Still, somebody must be in the bottom 90%.
What Ketchup and a Map of the United States Have in Common June 6, 2008March 11, 2017 Next week: The Monty Hall Problem properly explained . . . your thoughts on Telepresence and Oilgae . . . and more. But today: OUR 57 STATES Jonathan Levy: ‘Beware of unintended consequences, I guess. 🙂 I went to the McCain video and one of the ‘related’ videos that came up showed Obama claiming to have visited 57 states. Clearly, he knows how many states there are and there are any number of plausible explanations that amount to a minor slip of the tongue (meaning to say “47,” counting non-states that hold primaries or caucuses, just flat-out saying the wrong word). The interesting thing is that a quick Google search turned up no such explanation from the campaign or any other even vaguely authoritative source. Many, many hits mocking him for it, though. Any idea what happened and why there was no clarification?’ ☞ There are 50 states. That much I can confirm. But there are also Convention delegates from the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, the US Virgin Islands and “Democrats Abroad” – for a total of 56 – in which case (horrors!), if my list is complete, he was off by one. (It is further complicated by the fact that some of the territory delegates get only fractional votes.) I haven’t seen the video, so maybe there’s another explanation. (Was he staring at a ketchup bottle at the time?) But I know you’ll agree this is rather different from Senator McCain saying we have reduced the force in Iraq to pre-surge levels (we have not) . . . or repeatedly stating that Iran is Sunni (it is predominantly Shiia) . . . or having to be corrected by Sen. Lieberman when he kept saying Iran was arming Al-Qaeda in Iraq (it is arming the insurgents). As with so many attacks on Gore and then Kerry and now Obama, a little digging generally shows whatever it was to be unfounded, or else trivial. THE SPEECH Ralph Sierra: ‘Here is a link to Obama’s speech Tuesday. Frankly, it’s the first speech of his that I have read, but it confirms, for me, my belief that he is the candidate for this place and time. He is what I have been waiting for for the past forty years. A presidential candidate who runs on a platform of what we can do rather than promising to get rid of government, cut taxes on the only people who can afford to pay them, and let ‘the marketplace’ magically solve all our problems. It will be a miracle if he can accomplish half of what I hope he will, but at least, he is capable of giving people hope and inspiring them to try to turn things around. Many have said that he doesn’t have the experience to do the job, that he is an empty-suit, that he doesn’t know what he’s getting into. I say it’s a good thing he doesn’t know what he’s up against; otherwise, he’d never try, and we’d have nothing to hope for. I don’t believe in destiny, but I think Obama came along just in time. His speech is kind of long, but I urge you to watch or read it – it’s terrific!’ OBAMA v. McCAIN Mike F.: ‘I’m a gay man, college educated, and generally left-of-center politically. I almost always vote Democratic. However, I’m one of those Hillary supporters who just may not be able to vote for Obama. I’ve heard the arguments. Indeed, they ARE very similar in their positions; that’s not the problem. In a theoretical government, President Obama would be fantastic. My issue is experience. Barack Obama has been a US Senator for less than 4 years. From a domestic standpoint, will he be able to push his “change” agenda through Congress, even a Democratic controlled one? Idealistic presidential fiat only goes so far before those pesky Congressmen and Senators have their say. That lesson was learned in 1993, as I recall. Internationally, do I trust Obama to handle issues more competently than McCain? Will immediately pulling US troops out of Iraq somehow stabilize that part of the world? Consequently, I find myself ‘leaning toward’ McCain. Admittedly, I’m not totally there yet and with five months before the election, he still has plenty of time to alienate me (VP Huckabee, anyone?). But, right now, I’d be more comfortable with him as my ‘go to guy’ when that 3 AM call comes in. I agree with many more of Obama’s policies, I just question his ability to implement them in a less than ideal world.’ ☞ Thanks, Mike. No rush, but I hope you’ll come around because: As you say, McCain would be fighting for, rather than against, many of the things you want. Clinton had no foreign policy experience but did just fine: He was immediately recognized by world leaders for his skills and intelligence and determination, all of which Obama shares. (By contrast, I once had occasion to ask a high-ranking British official shortly after the Inauguration, what his government thought of Bush. There was a long, thoughtful pause. ‘We think,’ he finally said, ‘he is President of the United States.’) Also, like Clinton, Obama is likely to listen intently to everyone (Bush is not terribly curious, doesn’t read the paper) and appoint the kind of experienced advisors who (unlike Rumsfeld and Cheney) will serve him, and us, well. Domestically, change is hard. But I think we just might see the kind of mandate, as America comes to know Obama over the next five months, that gives him the clout to begin solving problems. An awful lot of Americans are hurting too badly, and by November may be hurting worse, to buy a third Bush term. Which, when you look at all the issues, really IS pretty much what McCain offers: protecting the tax cuts for the rich; moving the Supreme Court further to the right; opposing the social safety net. (And please note: Obama has NOT called for immediate withdrawal from Iraq.) Finally, there’s the issue of the message we send to the world. After reelecting Bush once, do we now go for our 44th white male, a hawk on Iraq, who’s pictured everywhere hugging Bush? The man with the private jet and 9 houses who leads the political party that is associated with Guantanamo and Abu Gharib? Who mocks Obama for his willingness to sit down with our adversaries? I’m not denying there is much to respect about McCain’s lifetime of service. But that’s not the “meta-message” his election would send billions of people. Or do we now send the world a message that in America, anything is possible. In America, people are valued regardless of their race, religion, gender identity or ethnicity. In America, there is a new day: the kind of smart, roll-up-your-sleeves optimism, backed by enormous public enthusiasm, that time after time shows we CAN change course, rise to our challenges – not just shop when called upon to do so – and solve big problems. That’s the meta-message I’d like to see us send the world, and to America’s youth. So – much as I would have been THRILLED to support Hillary, had she won – I am equally thrilled to be supporting Barack. I hope as this thing unfolds over the next few months, you’ll sign on.
Why Chlorinate Your Pool When You Can Grow Algae in It? June 5, 2008January 4, 2017 OILGAE Executive summary: An acre planted with corn can produce 18 gallons of oil a year; an acre of palm, 700 gallons; an acre of algae – the green slimy stuff – 20,000 gallons. Watch a scientist in a white coat explain how it all works. Or read about its promise – including this:’algae can gobble up pollutants from sewage and power plants.’ Twenty years from now, as I’ve suggested, a lot of today’s energy problems could be behind us. It’s getting from here to there that will hurt. RESORT If it’s June, it must be time for designers to show the clothes that will be on sale next December – the so-called ‘resort’ line, for when you need something to wear on that quick trip to Anguilla. ‘Charles Nolan goes for an Americana motif, rolling out a charming collection of short shorts, pedal pushers and breezy little dresses in – what else? – a red, white and blue palette.’ – Women’s Wear Daily NOT ANGRY . . . In contrast to some of yesterday‘s posts: Matt Nosanchuk: ‘I have been toiling on the Florida/Michigan issue for [Florida Senator] Bill Nelson [a Hillary supporter] for nine months and was at the Rules & By-Laws Committee hotel for 13 hours Saturday. I am a walking conflict or convergence of interests – as a Nelson staffer, an Obama supporter in my individual capacity, a native Michigander, and Michigan Senator [and Hillary supporter] Carl Levin’s nephew-in-law through my ex-wife! In the end, I thought the outcome of the meeting was essentially fair in the case of both states.’ Jordan, aide to a famous TV personality who worked hard raising money for Hillary (when I emailed my condolences): ‘We are far from devastated. Sen. Obama is such a breath of fresh air, and is terrific. I think Sen. Clinton would have been better in many ways once she got into office, but as a candidate and a persona he has been amazing. I think he’ll win and be a great president.’ The entrepreneur next to me at a $28,500-a-plate dinner last night: ‘I never was moved by a candidate before. Not Ronald Reagan, not Bill Clinton. I never participated. But this guy is a once-in-a-century politician. This guy can change the world. You can’t meet him and walk away untouched.’ John Grund: ‘I like your plan to manage your anger by doing – in this case, doing to get Democrats elected. In the meantime, you might like one of my favorite quotes from St. Augustine: ‘Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are anger and courage; anger at the way things are, and courage to see that they do not remain the way they are.’ I think the anger in the party shows we all still have hope. Let’s turn it into courage, too.’ . . . AND BEGINNING TO UNITE From MinnPost.com: The crowd kept pouring into the Xcel Energy Center. All ages. All races. All backgrounds. Young Somalis chanting “O-bama!” And older, white women, bedecked in sparkling red, white and blue and holding up a sign, “Women for Obama!” But most noticeable was the arrival of such people as Buck Humphrey, who once had headed Hillary Rodham Clinton’s Minnesota campaign. And Jackie Stevenson, a DFL activist, a feminist and a Clinton-supporting superdelegate, who at the last minute had changed her mind about attending the event. And St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman, who was a Clinton supporter until sometime Monday. And Rick Stafford, another Clinton superdelegate. Former Secretary of State Joan Growe was there. And Minneapolis City Council President Barbara Johnson. And a couple of dozen other people who had invested so much energy into Clinton’s campaign. Their presence at the event where Barack Obama declared victory shows that, at least in Minnesota, the political healing process already is beginning. . . .
Anger Management June 4, 2008March 11, 2017 Politics is like driving. To go backward, put it in R. To go forward, put it in D. — Old line, but an easy way to remember how to vote Did you see the three speeches last night? I question my own objectivity, given my role; but McCain seemed uncomfortable, addressing perhaps 200 rather subdued, mostly older folks . . . whereas both Obama and Clinton addressed large, wildly enthusiastic, diverse crowds (Obama had 27,000 at his) and either one of them struck me as inspirational world leaders. Not to say the election will be easy . . . for every voter who goes to a rally there must be 500 who don’t. But it seems to me that the ability to inspire is an important attribute of leadership; and that leadership is sorely needed if we’re going to begin solving the problems we face. This much seems clear: we’re just about to enter Phase 2, finally. (You know, the phase where Democrats compete against Republicans instead of each other.) I, for one – enthusiastically neutral between our two superb candidates until the end – can’t wait. The first job will be reuniting the Party. ANGRY WE HAVE SUPERDELEGATES Craig D.: ‘I don’t understand this Super Delegate stuff. I thought Democrats were supposed to be egalitarian in their thoughts. But you are an elitist SUPER delegate! Are you noshing on finger sandwiches while the regular delegates eat your crumbs? Does a regular delegate live in the flatlands while you live in a SUPER mansion on the hill? Will the Republican serfs be tilling the fields for you? What are we coming to when we have different classes of Democrats?’ ☞ Well, we’re generally a good bit more egalitarian than our competition, but Democratic Senators and Representatives and state party chairs and vice chairs – who make up the largest share of automatic (or so-called ‘super’) delegates – do tend to have more clout in the Party than the average voter. Likewise former Democratic Presidents of the United States, like Jimmy Carter, who also get this status. Then again, these people were elected by average voters, albeit not for this specific task. And they get no more votes than regular delegates – one vote each like anybody else. (How did you hear about the finger sandwiches?) ANGRY THE SUPER DELEGATES DIDN’T CHOOSE HILLARY James A.: ‘Folks here in Florida are really shell-shocked by the ‘Democratic’ party. My sense is that a Super Delegate should vote for the candidate who can win in November (clearly, Hillary). Otherwise, why bother having Super Delegates at all?’ ☞ Well, yes, that’s exactly what superdelegates should do. But you pack an awful lot into a two-word parenthetical phrase (‘clearly Hillary’). I agree think Hillary can beat McCain – though a lot of Barack supporters disagree. But Barack can beat him also (though a lot of Hillary voters disagree). Working in Barack’s favor, if he is the nominee, will be the combined campaigning strength of the nominee himself and all his fired up supporters; Hillary and Bill Clinton, Al Gore, John Edwards, Jimmy Carter, Bill Richardson, Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, Bruce Springsteen, 28 Democratic Governors – and many others, like the million or more ‘neighborhood leaders’ we expect to empower this summer . . . the unions . . . women’s groups (why would women who voted for Hillary favor McCain, who opposes a woman’s right to choose?) . . . environmental groups (with whom McCain scores zero) . . . African Americans, young Americans, disabled Americans, Native Americans, Hispanic Americans, LGBT Americans (why would we favor McCain, who opposes granting equal rights?) . . . and, I think, as America gets to know him over the next five months, even those who actually know how to bowl. Not to say it will be easy. But those of us who are Democrats – or Independents or Republicans Obama has inspired – have every reason to throw ourselves into this effort with enthusiasm. ANGRY ABOUT FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN Wayne S.: ‘Here are the reasons why I am leaving the Democratic Party. (1) DNC planned to punish Florida and Michigan rank-and-file Democrats for the actions of state legislators. (2) DNC’s Rules and Bylaws Committee decision Saturday confirmed the planned disenfranchisement of Florida and Michigan rank-and-file Democrats. (3) DNC leadership acted too passively to resolve the Florida and Michigan primaries matter. (4) DNC leadership could have simply told both Obama and Clinton that re-votes would be held, if funds were raised to cover the cost. This would have been the fairest solution, period, for a problem that should have never existed in the first place (see #1 above). For full disclosure purposes, I am a supporter of Hillary Clinton. It is my opinion that Democratic Party leaders did not want a re-vote in Florida and Michigan because Obama might not have fared well.’ ☞ I wrote back to tell Wayne I really appreciate his passion for getting the right outcome for our country . . . I share it . . . and that, within the bounds of my neutrality, I also share his admiration of, and enthusiasm for, Senator Clinton. (And it’s not the worst thing to be friends with the President of the United States. So it would hardly disappoint me to see Hillary win.) And yet (I wrote), the truth is that when Harold Ickes, among others, voted to take away 100% of MI and FL delegates, it was absolutely not done to favor or disfavor any one of the several candidates then running. Harold is as smart as they come – and as fiercely loyal to Senator Clinton as anyone. He would never have tried to tilt the rules against her. The further truth is that both states were encouraged to run re-votes. According to the rules, it was their choice. But for a variety of reasons, what seemed simple – ‘just do a revote’ – wasn’t something either found a way to do. In Florida (my state), Senator Nelson is the senior Democratic elected official, and he, like Harold Ickes, is a strong Hillary supporter. So he would never have purposely tried to tilt this to her disadvantage. But the mechanics and cost of staging a revote were daunting. For one thing, the paperless voting machines in many of the state’s largest counties had been scrapped (and good riddance), to be replaced by paper-trail machines for November that had not yet arrived. So, among many other problems: how do you hold a revote without voting machines? There’s much more to it than this (and doubtless more to it than I know). But having been fairly closely involved and knowing many of the players – and having asked some pretty tough questions myself – I’m persuaded that the only ‘villain’ here were the Florida Republicans in Tallahassee. Our folks voted unanimously for an amendment to push the date back to Feb 5 to avoid losing delegates; the Republicans, who control the Florida legislature, wouldn’t allow it. Was it because they knew it would throw us into disarray and divide us? At first, I didn’t think Karl Rove could be THAT smart. Now I’m not so sure. But, planned or not, it sure worked, didn’t it? It got terrific Democrats like Wayne so angry they say they’re leaving the Party. So why not just change the rules to accept all Florida and Michigan delegates? We all agree every fair game needs rules and honest referees. And that bad rules should be changed – but not in the middle of a game. (Except by mutual consent.) It’s in the Party’s interest to have an organized process. Some progress was made this year (in my view) by adding SC and NV to the pre-February 5th ‘window.’ But I share Michigan Senator Carl Levin’s view that IA and NH should not always go first. Among other things, Iowa’s primacy has screwed up our farm policy and led to the ethanol insanity. So I expect that for 2012 there will be further improvement in the rules. At least I hope so. The rules penalizing states by 50% (with discretion for stronger sanctions like the ones Harold Ickes and other Clinton supporters wound up voting for) were set and agreed to LONG before anyone knew which states, if any, would break them . . . or which candidates that might help or hurt. I’d encourage anyone who feels as Wayne does to take the time to delve into what happened at every step along the way. The more you dig, the more I think you will be confirmed in the view (which I share) that this mess was really unfortunate . . . but the less you will be left thinking it was designed to hurt Hillary or that it was something the Democratic Party or the DNC should be faulted for. I am hoping that as we near November 4, Wayne and others will come home. I’M ANGRY TOO About the Iraq catastrophe (read former White House Press Secretary Scott McLellan’s book); about the deprofessionalization of FEMA; about the brakes put on stem cell research; about the obscene redistribution of wealth from the middle class to the very richest; about the 75% of our soon-to-be $10 trillion National Debt racked up under Reagan, Bush and Bush; about the missed opportunities on energy policy – and the Cheney energy task force so secret that even a GAO lawsuit never did pry loose even the list of attendees; about the stolen election in 2000; about the signing statements; about Valerie Plame; about torture and the suspension of habeas corpus; about the Swiftboating of John Kerry and the character assassination of Al Gore and Max Cleland and Tom Daschle; about the politicization of the Justice Department and its US Attorneys; about the incarceration of Alabama Governor Don Siegelman that appalled even Republicans; about the willful discrimination against gay Americans; about the editing of scientific papers for political purposes and the blending of religion with science; about the Halliburton no-bid contracts; about the culture of corruption within the Republican Party (could Alaska Senator Ted Stevens’ indictment be next?); about the failure properly to regulate the ‘liar loans’ that were so obviously contributing to a real estate bubble that could only end badly. And on and on and on. I’m sure there are a few things to be angry with Democrats about, but they don’t remotely rise to this level of severity or abundance.* ANGER MANAGEMENT The way I deal with my anger is to do what I can to help widen our hair-thin lead in Congress and win back the White House. It’s great therapy. Coming soon: Hope for a brighter day. _______________ *The only thing that springs to mind at this particular moment are the alleged finger sandwiches. Why didn’t anyone tell me there were finger sandwiches?
Winning Bar Bets June 3, 2008March 11, 2017 BIGGER THAN A MEGA-YACHT, EVEN Alan S: ‘What a ship….no wonder ‘Made in China’ is displacing North American goods big time with this floating continent transporting goods across the Pacific. This is how Wal-Mart gets its stuff from China. Get a load of this ship! It can carry 15,000 containers! And look at the crew size: 13 people for a ship longer than a US aircraft carrier (that has a crew of 5,000). Think it’s big enough? Notice that its 207′ beam means it’s too wide to fit through the Panama or Suez Canals. It is strictly transPacific. Check out the cruise speed: 31 knots means the goods arrive 4 days before the typical container ship (18-20 knots) on a China-to-California run. So this Danish behemoth is hugely competitive when carrying perishable goods. Built in five sections, floated together and then welded. The command bridge is higher than a 10-story building and has 11 cargo crane rigs that can operate simultaneously.’ ☞ But does it come with a 12-man submarine like Paul Allen’s Octopus? TELEPRESENCE John Seiffer: ‘Among the many futuristic technologies we’re starting to see in real life, comes this. One guy in India, another in California – and they both appear live on the same stage.’ ☞ An amazing clip. Watch it! Soon (well, fairly soon), you’ll be able to meet face to face with your Shanghai design team without ever having to leave Chicago. Not bad for the environment, the bottom line, or jet lag. THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM This will be very old news to many of you (and has no practical application I can think of, except to be a bit humbling). But for those who’ve never fully thought it through (or who want to humble someone else in a bar bet), here’s the nub (and here‘s its history): You’re on a game show. A mega-yacht is behind one of three doors, lumps of seaweed behind each of the other two. You guess Door A. The host doesn’t tell you whether you’ve won; instead, he opens one of the other doors (say, Door B) to reveal a lump of seaweed – and invites you to stick with Door A, if you’re comfortable with that choice, or to switch to the remaining unopened door. Your call. Does it make any difference whether you switch? Well, obviously not. It doesn’t take a mathematician to tell you that. Except that actually – to the consternation of many mathematicians (and certainly to the consternation of me) – it does. Your odds of winning are twice as good if you switch. How can that be? Well, you initially guessed Door A, which had a one-third chance of concealing the mega-yacht. Doors B and C, between them, had a two-thirds chance. Right? By switching to Door C, you get the full value of that two-thirds chance (because you know it ain’t behind Door B). This makes sense to me when I say it, but absolutely no intuitive sense. (One’s grasp for related knowledge immediately goes to the coin toss truism: that even if a coin has come up ‘tails’ ten times in a row, a cool-headed man or woman knows it is no more likely to come up ‘heads’ on the eleventh. The odds of an honest coin-toss are 50-50 every time.) And yet it’s true. And you can spend the rest of the day trying it yourself, here. On any given play of the game, you might win or lose. But play 100 times, never switching from your initial guess, and you’ll win the mega-yacht about 33 times; versus about 67 times if you always switch from your initial choice.