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WHY We’re Going To Win

November 2, 2024November 2, 2024

A lot of you liked Jimmy Kimmel’s message to Republicans.

If you missed it — watch!

This clip, just 56 seconds long, takes a more cathartic (though less likely to be effective) approach.



We’re going to win because look at all the groups who will skew heavily blue:

  • WOMEN
  • MEN WHO LOVE WOMEN
  • MEN WHO LOVE PORNOGRPAHY
  • AMERICANS WHO LOVE LEBRON
  • SWIFTIES
  • AMERICANS WHO VALUE CIVILITY AND INTEGRITY
  • LGBT AMERICANS
  • NATIVE AMERICANS
  • BLACK AND BROWN AMERICANS
  • ASIAN AMERICANS
  • DISABLED AMERICANS
  • AMERICANS WHO RELY ON OBAMACARE
  • COLLEGE-EDUCATED AMERICANS
  • NOBEL-PRIZE-WINNING AMERICANS
  • YOUNG PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT CLIMATE
  • PEOPLE OF ALL AGES WHO OPPOSE PUTIN AND AUTOCRACY
  • PEOPLE WHO FEAR FASCISM
  • PEOPLE WHO READ FORBES (American Prosperity Continues, But Trump’s Policies Threaten It)
  • PEOPLE WHO READ FORTUNE (Economists say inflation likely higher under Trump than Harris)
  • MODERATE REPUBLICANS LIKE MITT ROMNEY AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
  • CONSERVATIVE REPUBICANS LIKE LIZ CHENEY AND MIKE PENCE
  • DEMOCRATS

By my calculations, that adds up to 378% of the electorate.


Even so, given the stakes, we can’t let up.

It’s not too late to volunteer.

THANK YOU.

 

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