What’s YOUR Guess? August 4, 2024 Did Trump shut this investigation down because he DIDN’T take $10 million in cash from Egypt’s Sisi? Two hundred pounds of $100 bills. Trump lost the popular vote to Hillary by 3 million votes and to Joe by 7 million. He knows he will probably lose to Kamala by more than 10 million. Rachel says this is why he isn’t campaigning much — he plans to gum up the election and have it thrown to the House of Representatives, where each state gets one vote. So Idaho and Wyoming, which Trump will win, count for as much as California and New York, which he will not. NANNY GATE Doug Emhoff — who is not running for president — cheated on his first wife, who seems entirely to have forgiven him. (“He is a great father to our kids, continues to be a great friend to me and I am really proud of the warm and supportive blended family Doug, Kamala, and I have built together.”) Trump, an adjudicated rapist alleged to have had sex with a porn star — and who is running for president — brags that he grabs women by the pussy and has been accused of sexual harassment by 19 women, none of whom has forgiven him. “It’s totally true,” I can imagine the Second Gentleman saying. “I’m human. I did have an affair. People who are troubled by such things should compare the moral rectitude of my wife with the depravity of her opponent.” Case closed. Trump is running scared. We’re gonna win. The money and support keep pouring in. BONUS 1,169 continuous years of quadrennial Olympics No biting or eye-gouging allowed, same as now. But no skateboarding competition or golf, either.