Welcome Back! September 7, 1999February 13, 2017 I hope you had a great weekend. I was working all weekend on a new web site that will link to this one — starting tomorrow morning — and that has me all excited. I hope many of you will find it helpful. In good Internet tradition, and to my mother’s continuing dismay, it will be free. (“How are you going to make any money from any of this,” she worries for me, not understanding the billions that have been made on the Internet by losing money.) So I’m going to fink out on a regular column today (do I not get sick days? do I not get vacation days? is the concept of hooky lost to the modern adult world?). Instead, please think of this as a dddddrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmmmmmm rrrrrollllllllll . . .