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What The S.O.P. Stands For

July 25, 2013March 28, 2017

It will not surprise you to know that I thought the President’s speech yesterday was spot on, especially in its focus on putting people back to work modernizing our national infrastructure.  Try to find time to watch “A Better Bargain for the Middle Class” . . . and the subsidiary speeches he will be making to flesh out each theme: jobs, education, housing, health care, retirement security and ladders of opportunity.  Let us know what you think.

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Rachel had two clips Tuesday night your Republican uncle needs to watch.

The first was on . . .

VOTER SUPPRESSION

Watch what the G.O.P. is doing in North Carolina.  You will find it hard to believe:

. . . [They] are ramming through with basically no debate [a bill that] would [put] an end to same-day voter registration which over 100,000 people used in the state in last November’s election . . . get rid of state support for voter registration drives . . . ban local election officials from extending polling times for an hour if, for example, there’s really long lines still waiting outside . . . lop off a full week of early voting . . . get rid of a program in high schools that reaches out to students who are nearing the age of voting to show them how to be model citizens.  . . . We can’t have students registering to vote!  We can’t have that! . . . It all goes away under the bill senate Republicans advanced this afternoon.

The bill would also require i.d. you never had to show before.  An estimated 300,000 registered legal voters in North Carolina will not have that kind of documentation.

In an ideal Republican world, it would be just white males with property who voted — as the Founders intended — because so much of the Democratic vote comes from people of color, from women, and from the young and poor who rent rather than own.  Well, we’re not going back to 1789.  But in virtually every Republican-controlled state — especially now that the Supreme Court has neutered the much-debated and reauthorized Voting Rights Act of 1965 — the G.O.P. (or S.O.P. as I have come to think of today’s incarnation) is working to keep people from voting.  What does your Republican uncle think of that?

The second clip was on something else important to Republicans . . .

HEALTH CARE

As aggressively as Republicans are working to make it harder to vote, they are working to block access to affordable health care.  Not, certainly, because they want to hurt the sick.  Their motives, rather,  are (1) to keep Democrats from being seen as having improved tens of millions of lives; (2) to repeal a program that adds 3.8% to the tax on investment income above $250,000, because it is the top 1% — and especially the top 1% of the top 1% — to whom this really matters and to whom the S.O.P. is most fully beholden.

To repeat from an earlier column, because I don’t think most people yet get this:

At its core, here’s what Obamacare does: it taxes the best off so virtually everyone can get better health care coverage.

A terrible idea, from the perspective of the S.O.P.  But not a bad idea if you might someday have a preexisting condition or run into the limits of a lifetime cap — or lack health insurance altogether.  Or if you like the idea of free preventive care; or the idea of caps on how much of your premium your insurer can keep for itself.

Karen Geronymo:  “Working 2-3 part time jobs (in healthcare!) for the past 15 years, I have maintained my own health insurance with a $6000-per-person deductible.  Despite the fact that I am healthy (thankfully) and take no medicine on a regular basis, my insurance premium (with the same company for the past 5 years) has increased an average of $150/month (yearly), costing me approximately $10,000 per year.  That’s crazy!   I am looking for some relief as dropping my insurance is not an option that I can afford.  I do laugh when I hear someone say that Obamacare is the slippery slope to socialized medicine…considering that most people will be happy to begin ‘receiving’ Medicare when they are of age to do so.  Additionally, when someone shows up at the teaching hospital I work in, they receive care regardless of ability to pay….who, but the taxpayer, is paying for that?”

Watch this clip.  Rachel shows how Republican members of Congress will shortly be working to alarm people, especially seniors, about Obamacare over their summer break — she’s gotten hold of the town-hall playbook they’ll be using.

And yet, Rachel says . . .

. . . you know, there is a pilot project that has been run in our country on how to implement health reform. The reform law that everybody calls Obamacare is essentially the same thing as the Romneycare health reform that Mitt Romney signed into law and implemented in Massachusetts where I live.  Very successful.  Very popular.  Very effective.

She goes on to show how the Romney team sold Massachusetts residents on Romneycare — using pro athletes, among others, to sell the plan — and how Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has used his office to threaten pro athletes not to do the same for Obamacare.

But what I love about the clip is Rachel’s interview with Senator Al Franken.  What a magnificent senator he has turned out to be (will Senator Jon Stewart be next?  Governor Amy Poehler?  I’d vote for Tina Fey for anything).  Watch, and feel good about Obamacare.

GRAPPLES – CORRECTION!

Adam’s Apples:  “Grapples are not ingeniously ‘cross-bred to taste like a grape.’  They are regular apples infused with grape flavor.  Akin to these.  Apple breeders are honest hard-working folk who grow great apples that require no additives. The world of apples offers an amazing range of tastes and textures, no chemistry required.  Make your way to an orchard or greenmarket this fall to try the real thing.”

 

Reader Feedback

July 23, 2013March 28, 2017

THAT 1987 INTERVIEW

Bill S.:  “I watched the Werner Erhard tape with great interest. It was amusing to hear you lament how 30 year Treasury rates were only 9% after hitting 15% five years back. I liked your suggesting keeping assets in cash just weeks before the Black Monday crash. (I also liked hearing you joke that folks believing you are holding back on the big stock tip that will make them rich. I kept thinking of BOREF in that segment and how if that stock ever hits its perceived potential you will never be accused of keeping that one to yourself.)”

PLUMOGRANATES

Brooks Hilliard:  “Was at Trader Joe’s yesterday afternoon and bought some of these.  You are absolutely right (‘I just had my first plumogranate!  Oh . . . joy!‘) . . . they’re GREAT!!!”

☞ And lest you think I recommend my hybrids lightly — that I’m some kind of fruit-novelty pushover — let me say I have tried the “grapple” — those apples cross-bred to taste like a grape — and they’re just weird.  If grapple were a stock, I’d be short.

BALANCE

Cat:  “So, let me start by saying I’m a lesbian and a Democrat. And glad to be both!  However, one thing that kills me about the the political debate is how extreme both sides can be.  The whole ‘polarized’ thing we hear about all the time.  Your impassioned post yesterday paints a clear and vivid picture that seems impossible to refute.  But I’d be willing to bet there’s some equally passionate Republican out there painting his or her own equally vivid picture.  I have a, well, suspicion of anything so strongly, clearly, unimpeachably, rigidly one-sided.  Kinda a knee-jerk ‘what isn’t he telling me’ reaction.  Cherry picking examples, which everyone does all the time (even avowed unbiased sources), is inherently unbalanced.  We do it to prove a point, make a case, counterbalance the other guy, etc.   That’s fair enough.  But my fairness streak (a mile wide and 2 miles deep), leads me to challenge you:  write a similar, passionate, well thought out defense of the other guys.  You needn’t publish it, or even share it, but the exercise might be insightful, even for an experienced hand like yourself.   I suppose balance and reason (oh, and civilized discourse and compromise)  don’t get us very far these days, and certainly the other guys stack every deck they can get their paws on, but still …   I don’t mean to say that you are unbalanced or unreasonable or that your discourse is uncivilized.  Only to acknowledge that voices that don’t take the extreme ‘flatten the fly with a sledge hammer’ approach tend to get drowned out.   Does this make any sense?”

☞ It makes a lot of sense.  I’m  a big fan of fairness streaks and hope my own surfaces from time to time.  I guess the other side of the general case you’re making – with which I agree – is the case against “false equivalence.”  The notion that if someone makes an impassioned case for racial cleansing, or for denying lesbians the right to civil marriage, or for the earth’s being – quite obviously – flat . . . and someone else makes an impassioned refutation, then the truth presumably lies someplace in between.

To me, the positions and tactics of the new Republican Party – the S.O.P., as I see it – are extreme and needlessly hurtful to our collective prosperity.  I don’t see “the other side” to voter suppression.  Or to remaining the only industrialized country without universal health care.  Or to not putting people eager for work to work doing things like repairing tens of thousands of bridges that will become orders of magnitude more expensive to repair once they collapse.  Or to not reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act.  Or to not closing the gun show loophole.  Or to paying banks to make student loans when they take none of the risk of extending those loans.

I do often know the other side’s argument – e.g., that without photo ID, there will be significant voter fraud, or that we can’t afford to put people to work modernizing our infrastructure, or that allowing gays to marry poses a great threat — but it’s hard for me to give much weight to the impassioned Republicans making these arguments because I no more buy them than I believe that the earth is flat.  Study after study – and the failed concerted efforts of the Bush Administration to find more than a statistically insignificant number of examples – and common sense – all tell me that people do not go to the polls in any significant numbers impersonating others.  And I believe we can’t afford not to put people to work modernizing our infrastructure – that by blocking this, I believe, the Republicans are adding to our economic woes and long-term deficits.  And I believe the advances we’ve made toward LGBT equality enrich, rather than threaten, our national commitment to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

And on and on.

So I love your email and fairness streak.  And I take your point generally.  And I hope that when I make an unfair, extremist argument, you will call me out.

 

Being With Money

July 18, 2013March 28, 2017

But first . . .

I just had my first plumogranate!  Oh . . . joy!

And now . . .

This has suddenly shown up on the Internet — I have no idea why — and so . . . in the spirit of Nick at Nite . . . I offer you an hour and a half of my thoughts from September, 1987, a month or so before the Crash of 1987 . . . an interview conducted by Werner Erhard for participants who had paid I think $600 each to be part of this televised lecture series.

Watching it now, I naturally focus mainly on my hair.  And whether I’ll ever brush the clump that seems to have fallen down back up into place.  (I got distracted about half way through watching, so actually don’t know how it turns out.  If I said anything particularly regrettable in the second half, chalk it up to youthful exuberance.)  About eighteen minutes in, I note that Ford Motor stock is up 10-fold over the past few years and farmland down by about two-thirds, so a thirty-fold shift in the relative value of a share of Ford versus and acre of soil so — I said — maybe it was time to sell Ford and buy farmland.  (I also suggested that stocks in general seemed a bit toppy.)  With hindsight, you could have done worse.

But much of it is just the platitudes for which you have all paid me so well over the years (thank you very much), and which may be as true today as they were in Aesop’s and Ben Franklin’s day.

Anyway, it being summertime — when even “60 Minutes” is in re-runs — this quarter-century old re-run seemed as good an excuse as any for me to go for a swim.  Watch?

 

You WILL Walk Again

July 3, 2013March 28, 2017

It’s unfortunate that President Bush, by leaning against the promise of stem cell research for eight years, likely ceded this breakthrough to our friends in Hong Kong (thanks again, Ralph Nader, and all the rest of you uncompromising idealists*) . . . but if you or someone you love might someday be paralyzed from a spinal cord injury, you won’t care where the cure comes from.  You will walk again!

JFK ON SECRECY AND THE PRESS

As President Obama calls for a national discussion on the balance between privacy and security, these words from President Kennedy resonate.  Not that I think President Kennedy would likely have made choices much different from those President Obama has made.  (And boy would he be dismayed by the dumbing down of the traditional news media.)  But they help inform the discussion.

COOKING LIKE A GUY™

Bob Redpath:  “You wrote, ‘As soon as I can figure out a manly way to make a souffle.’  I think it’s called scrambled eggs — in a mug in the microwave.”

☞  Good point.

READING THE TIMES TOMORROW

If I know my New York Times, we will find a replica of the Declaration of Independence on tomorrow’s back page.  What better way to start the day?  And to reflect on the millions who sacrificed so much to give us our lives, liberty, and freedom to pursue happiness — to be ourselves.  One such person is this former Navy Seal, who fought for her country and pursued her own happiness, as recounted in her just published Warrior Princess: A U.S. Navy SEAL’s Journey to Coming out Transgender.

 

*I’m awful.  I just won’t let it go.  But for a reason!  I think it is a message we liberals (and pragmatic idealists) must constantly refresh — “don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good” — because it applies in almost any political situation and always will.  Strive for the perfect, for sure; but make the practical compromises required for progress.  Otherwise, all you get is self-righteous victimhood — and, when the stakes are as high as they were in 2000, calamity.

 

 

 

Shucks

June 14, 2013March 28, 2017

John T.:  “Given yesterday’s post [Summer Recipes], I’m assuming you haven’t yet seen what might well be the easiest shucking technique for microwave corn.  After cooking, cut off a bit of the base, grab the tassel-end with a kitchen towel, and squeeze out a nice, hot, tassel-free ear of corn.”

Mike Rutkaus:  “Simplify even more, don’t shuck the corn, pull all the husk back over the stem—voila! It’s a handle.”

Simpler still . . .

Michael Myler:  “You can eat corn raw, right off the plant.  I just found this out a few years ago and is my favorite way to eat it now.”

Greg Buliavac:  “I’m currently in a weight loss program.  (HMR Weight Management, if I’m allowed to plug.)  In an amazing coincidence of timing, at last night’s class, they showed this Youtube.  I think it elevates your “Cooking Like a Guy” corn recipe to the next level.”

☞  Validates everything I’ve been saying.  Except . . . do two ears of corn really take twice as long to cook as one?  I thought it was more like First Class postage, where the first ounce costs 46 cents and each additional is just 20 cents.

BAKLAVA

Chris Anderson:  “In spite of having once enjoyed the taste, I no longer order, touch, or eat baklava because I am allergic to walnuts, so, in addition to the simplicity of the recipe, an added benefit of your Cooking Like a Guy™ method is that one can choose granola without walnuts! When is the Cooking Like a Guy™ (if using Windows, hold down the ALT-key and, using the numeric keypad, type 0153 for the TM symbol) book coming out?”

☞ As soon as I can figure out a manly way to make a souffle.

QUOTE OF THE (YESTER)DAY

Chip Ellis:  “I don’t know if you see the Quote of the Day on your web page. I also do not know if readers gets the same quote as other readers on a given day.  No matter,  I am sure you will agree that yesterday’s quote was comment-worthy” . . .

There are two ideas of government. There are those who believe that, if you will only legislate to make the well-to-do prosperous, their prosperity will leak through on those below. The Democratic idea, however, has been that if you legislate to make the masses prosperous, their prosperity will find its way up through every class which rests upon them. ~William Jennings Bryan, 1896

Yes!  It’s that Nick Hanauer clip you’d better all have memorized by now, a century and some before its time.  As true then as now.

 

Summer Recipes

June 13, 2013March 28, 2017

ICELAND

WheelTug picked up its eleventh airline yesterday — Icelandair.  I know the Arctic is not technically a continent — just frozen water — and that probably the folks at the Iceland Tourism Department would rather identify their country with Europe than with the Arctic anyway. But if the Arctic were the eighth continent, and the island of Iceland were on it instead of just sort of rising up out of the ocean near it, that would allow us to say “11 airlines on four continents.”

QUICK CORN

Just in time for summer, Cooking Like A GuyTM, part 63.  I haven’t posted a recipe in a long time because since we switched to WordPress I haven’t figured out how elegantly to insert the TRADEMARK symbol.  And still haven’t, but I trust you. [UPDATE: Thanks to Mark L., I now do! Cooking Like A Guy™.]

So here, to compensate at least a little, two new recipes.  Starting with corn.

Step one: buy corn.

Step two: microwave to taste.

Seriously, it’s that simple.  If it’s good corn, just three or four minutes, husks and tassles and all, and it should be amazing.  When it cools down a little, shuck, salt, pepper, eat.

INSTANT BAKLAVA

The simplest way to cook baklava is just to buy some.  But who ever thinks to do that?  Instead:

1.  Pour a little granola into a small bowl.  Or corn flakes, raisin bran — whatever.

2.  Dip a spoon into a jar of honey.  I know, honey is not that manly, but everyone should have a jar – it’s honey. How can you not?  Bears love honey, and bears are manly.  You could name a football team after bears.  So just dip the damn spoon into the damn jar and then . . .

3.  Putting the base of the spoon onto the floor of the bowl, push some of the granola on top, and then – still holding the now-honey-and-granola-laden spoon level with one hand, take a small knifeful or forkful of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Light (or actual butter, but I’m trying to delight you, not kill you) and dab it on top of the granola, scraping it off the knife or fork with the edge of the spoon.

4.  Put the spoon in your mouth, close your lips, and, as you pull the spoon back out, leaving all the granola and ICBINBL in your mouth — but just some of the honey to swirl around and just make you crazy it’s so good, just as baklava does, but without having had to bake anything or clean anything (read on).

5.  Repeat until all the granola from the bowl and all the honey from the spoon are gone and you’ve licked the spoon and any honey that dripped onto the bowl, so everything is perfectly clean, as if you were a cat – though, being a guy, you have a dog.  By which I mean a dog – a large, sloppy Labrador retriever or somebody, not one of those dogs that really are so tiny and (let’s just come right out and say it) French, they’re barely dogs at all.

And that, my friends, is how a guy makes baklava.

 

John Boehner: Taxes = Theft

March 5, 2013March 27, 2017

FOOD

For legal reasons I’m not going to tell you I made an eight-egg omelet last night from a carton of pasteurized organic egg whites I found in the back of my refrigerator . . . dated April 11, 2010 . . . or that the “tastes freshest within 5 days of opening” legend almost threw me until I realized it had not been opened . . . or that it smelled fine and, minutes later, became a fluffy salt-and-pepper egg-white omelet highlighted with dabs of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.  Because if I did tell you this and you tried it and it killed you and you rose from the grave to sue me — well, you never know what a jury will do.  So I didn’t make such an omelet last night.  Who would do such a thing? But one of the speakers at TED last week said 40% of all our fresh food is simply wasted – thrown out – because we buy too much, stash it in the back of refrigerators that have grown too deep even to know what’s in them (or in “crispers” which generally do not keep things crisp) and then toss it out because it’s spoiled.  Or years past expiration.

Another of the TED speakers was my new pal Ron Finley.  He lives in South Central, one of those diabetes-plagued inner city areas where healthy food isn’t even available for purchase.  So he decided to grow some, starting with a median strip outside his home.  The City came by to tell him to stop.  He said, “Really?  You’re going to come after me for this?  Bring it on.”  He now has 20 such urban gardens around South Central, with neighborhood kids engaged in tending them.  (“If a kid grows tomatoes, he’ll eat tomatoes.”)  His story — told here at a previous TED (the current talk has not yet been posted) — is delicious.  Feel free to steal his idea.

BOREF

WheelTug signed another airline, according to this — too small to be of real note, but every little bit helps, I guess.  The real issue is not signing airlines — I can’t see how any airline could not want WheelTug if it becomes operational — but rather whether it will become operational.  Will they and their impressive team of partners actually get it approved and produced?  I think they very possibly will, but I am known for my annoying optimism.  The one thing I did seize on in the press release: the company is now estimating annual savings per plane of “more than $700,000,” up from “more than $500,000.”  If that were to prove true, perhaps they will be able to wring even more than the $50,000 per year profit per plane I’ve been blue-skying as I try to imagine what its parent, Borealis, could be worth.  Let’s see: 10,000 planes times $100,000 a year . . .

THEFT

House Speaker John Boehner:  “How much more money do we want to steal from the American people to fund more government?  I’m for: NO more.”

To him, tax revenue is “stolen” from the people.  Worst of all, it’s stolen from those who are best off — most recently, in the increased rate he abhors on that portion of your income that exceeds $450,000.

Yes, for the average American, that portion is zero.  But it’s still a theft we should all resist tooth and nail as he does, because folks earning more than $450,000 are the job creators!  The rest of us would not even be earning minimum wage (which John Boehner would lower or abolish if he could) if it were not for those folks.

How many times do we have to say it?  Those folks are the job creators! 

Except that they’re definitively not.  Watch the indispensable Nick Hanauer clip I keep plugging and send it to all your friends.

And note that in the Fifties and Sixties and Seventies loads of jobs were created (the top federal tax bracket was in the 70% and 90% range) . . .

. . . and that after Clinton raised Reagan’s too-low rate, to get our budget back in balance, 23 million net new jobs were created over 8 years.  But that when Bush then slashed the top rate, essentially no net new jobs were created.

(And here’s a an interesting related tidbit [thanks, Pete]: “Contrary To GOP Rhetoric, Low-Tax States Have Worse Economic Growth.”)

The idea that taxes are “stolen” from us is as wrong-headed as the notion that we are already suffering under unprecedented levels of taxation. No one likes taxes, but these days they are relatively low — especially for the mega-wealthy.

Equally wrong-headed: the notion that only private goods and services have value.  That things we purchase collectively, through our taxes, like — roads, schools and cops; DARPA, food inspection, and health care for seniors — are bad, or at least inherently less worthy than things we purchase individually, like cars, Coke, and curtains; booze, snacks, and porn.

Please oh please oh PLEASE bring back the moderates who once dominated — or could at least be found here and there — in the Republican party.

Last point:  As technology and robotics grow ever more capable, there will be ever fewer truly essential jobs.  The kind worth paying handsomely to fill.  In theory, this could be great: short work weeks, plenty of vacation, loads of time to enjoy the non-essentials . . . but only if we can find a way to “spread the wealth.”  If it all goes to the relative handful of folks who own the technology and the robots . . . and to the elite class who know how to control and repair them . . . with the rest of us all earning minimum wage (or less, once the Republicans repeal it) . . . or unemployed and homeless and begging in the street . . . what kind of world will we have?  Is that truly what we want?  Or should we find ways — things like the minimum wage and the progressive income tax — to share the prosperity?  Taxes, sensibly constructed and spent — on things like infrastructure and our kids’ future — are not theft.  They are in the words of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., “the price we pay for civilization.”

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, a Republican, calls his “the stupid party.”  Because taxes are the price we pay for civilization, and his party is dead set against them — even against what are historically-modest tax rates on billionaires — maybe he should also call it “the brutish party.”

 

Please Don’t Feed The Goat But Try Our Espresso

January 7, 2013March 27, 2017

COFFEE TOFFEE

Just when you had despaired that The Frieze would never again have their Coffee Toffee Crunch — not to say that the Lychee sorbet, almost always in stock, is anything short of life-changing, either, but it’s not Coffee Toffee Crunch — you return one last time, and there, at last . . . they still don’t have it (bet you didn’t see that cone coming) and so, largely drained of your will to live, you half-heartedly try a taste of the Banana Vanilla Wafer . . . nah . . . and then a taste of the Grapenuts ‘N’ Raisin (really?) . . . and — I did not see this coming — your life is changed forever.  THIS IS THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER!  Grapenuts ‘N’ Raisins.  Proof that’s it’s darkest before the dawn.

That’s item number one, for South Floridians.  (Unless they start offering franchises to expand beyond their sole Miami Beach location, in which case you should quit your job, move someplace sunny, buy a pair of flip-flops, and open one.)

Item number two is for New Yorkers:

COFFEE AND A GOAT

My friend Victor is friends with Anthony and Aurora who are yet to  buy a goat, which I find odd, because they operate their Fair Folks Cafe under the corporate name Fair Folks & a Goat.  I want to see the goat.  Even a fake goat.  Were he tied up outside the place with a dish of water under a sign like, PLEASE DON’T FEED THE GOAT — BUT TRY OUR ESPRESSO, I don’t see how folks could resist.  Still, even goatless they seem to be doing fine, offering all the coffee you can drink with a $25/month membership. Here‘s how the place looks (thank you, New York Times) and here‘s what they’re saying over at Yelp, in case you’re a New Yorker who wants a satellite home-base in Greenwich Village.

Item number three is for anyone with an appreciation of the truly daft:

COFFEE AND A SMOKE

When it comes to smoking, Democrats are all about trying to discourage it (smoking is the country’s leading cause of preventable death), Republicans are all about helping the tobacco industry as best they can.  Fair enough.  Well, it now seems, according to investigative work performed by right-leaning groups, that “top Senate Democrats who have pushed policies that fund anti-tobacco measures have money invested in pharmaceutical companies that manufacture tobacco cessation products such as Nicorette.”

The concern is that this is a form of insider trading.  If people people buy Nicorette gum as a result of Senate Democrats’ anti-smoking efforts, Senators with knowledge of this (whether they are pro- or anti-tobacco, but why quibble) will have information that could lead them (or anyone else, but, again, why quibble) to profit.

Over the past four years as he repeatedly pressed for federal funding to stop smoking, [Iowa Democratic Senator Tom] Harkin has owned between $50,001 and $100,000 in stock in health products maker Johnson & Johnson, which makes the popular anti-smoking product Nicorette. . . . He’s hardly alone. A half-dozen senators who have been among the most vocal advocates for federal funding for smoking cessation — including Majority Leader Harry Reid, Nevada Democrat, and Majority Whip Richard J. Durbin of Illinois — have direct or indirect investments in companies that make anti-tobacco products.

Shocking, no?  J&J makes a profit of about $10 billion a year from the sale of these 100 brands.  If whatever the Senate does somehow doubles its profit from Nicorette, J&J’s earnings might rise by 1%.  That could send J&J shares themselves up 1%.  Which could augment Tom Harken’s net worth, if he has $75,000 worth of J&J stock, by $750.  According to this, the Senator’s net worth in 2010 was $16 million, thus probably more like  $20 million today, so that $750 would hike it by 0.00375 percent.  Which is nearly four-thousandths of a percent.

Our friends on the right are not concerned by climate change. But this?  This is headline-worthy.

MONEY

I know.  I owe you responses from last week.

 

 

Man With A Clear Conscience

April 9, 2012March 27, 2017

I met Mike Wallace only once, at a National Gay & Lesbian Journalists Association dinner years ago (he was already in his eighties but playing tennis every day and far too young in his thinking  to decline our invitation) and like most Americans, I felt I had come to know him over the years, one “60 Minutes” segment at a time, as he championed truth, freedom, and the American way.   Give the man a cape: until his death at 93 Saturday, he was fearlessly fighting for us.

He was also the subject of this 1981 New Yorker cartoon that I liked so much I bought the original.  He had a framed copy in his office; for 31 years I have had the framed original in mine.  Titled MAN WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, by Charley Barsotti, it depicts an old-fashioned mid-level manager — frumpy, balding, mustache — sitting behind an old-fashioned desk at what has to be an-old fashioned firm.  I think he’s the comptroller.  Over the intercom, his secretary is saying:  “Mike Wallace to see yo Sir.”

“Terrific,” says the man with a clear conscience, “send him right in!”

 

BACON

Barry:  “Of course you’re aware of the wonderful Bacon Maple Bar offered by Voodoo Doughnut here in Oregon. Not to mention the Bacon Maple Ale, which is a collaboration between Voodoo Doughnut and Rogue Brewery, also based in Oregon. Voodoo’s entire menu is worth a look. And the shops are just as cool as you’d expect them to be, as they are dedicated to Keeping Oregon Weird.”

Tommy Thomason:  “Dilbert weighs in: bacon and financial planning.”

 

IT GETS BETTER

It’s not easy being one of the estimated 1,800 LGBT students at Brigham Young University.  But even that is changing.  Says one student in this moving video:  “I decided to come out to my friends.  And they’ve been supportive!  Even here at B.Y.U.”  Says another:  “I don’t go to school with a bunch of hateful people.  Which is what I thought before — I thought I was surrounded by homophobic people that would hate me if they knew.”

There really are two different worlds, in part divided by the generations.  My friend the openly gay Columbia crew coach had one of his oarsman show up a few weeks ago, distraught.  He had just told his dad he was gay and his dad had given him a choice: enter a Catholic “reparative therapy” program to change his sexual orientation, and he would continue to pay his tuition; or not, and he would have nothing further to do with his son.  They have not spoken since.

Coach Parker called the financial aid office, got the young man an emergency appointment, Columbia arranged for a full work-study financial aid package — which means no time for crew, but beats dropping out — and I’m going to go out on a limb to guess that most Americans, in 2012, albeit not all, would be rooting for this kid and think his father is a dick.  Or, to be less flip, think his father is sincere in his fears or revulsion or embarrassment — but misguided.)

 

IT GETS BIGGER

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Bacon!

April 5, 2012March 27, 2017

 

RELIGION

Tamara Hendrickson (responding to yesterday’s post):  “My mom has a bumper sticker that says ‘Proud Member of the Religious Left.’  I’ve always loved it.”

☞ Blessed are the meek.  Turn the other cheek.  Love thy neighbor.  Judge not lest ye be judged.  Cut taxes on billionaires.  Cut Medicaid.  Bomb Iraq.  Increase corporate power.  Religion confuses me.  All I know for sure is that the market is closed tomorrow for Good Friday.

 

BRAVE NEW WORLD . . .

I mean really — have you seen the video at the end of this piece about Google’s still-in-development glasses?  I suppose they could become the next Segway — not quite the revolution that was planned.  Maybe people will prefer to wait for the implant: Google Brain.  And maybe the glasses won’t interact with us as effortlessly as the video suggests — certainly Siri on my iPhone is nothing if not erratic in her flashes of  comprehension.  But can you watch the demo and not be intrigued? And excited?  (And perhaps a little exhausted?) What a time to be alive.  We have hot water!  And soon, maybe, these.

 

. . . IF ONLY WE CAN SUSTAIN IT

The thing is, with all the dazzle and comfort and luxury so many of us enjoy (electricity! zippers!) — many of them all but unimaginable until the last few generations — there’s also the growing risk we will hurtle off the rails.  Here’s one cautionary analysis: MIT researchers predict ‘global economic collapse’ by 2030.  We’re not on a sustainable path.  As a species, we need to take control of our future and make sensible decisions.  Our friends on the right who believe that the free market — unburdened by taxes and regulation, unguided by broad long-term goals — will solve all . . . or who believe that The Rapture is coming, so what difference does it make anyway? . . . and who increasingly distrust science . . . are not the ones to lead the way forward.

 

BACON!

So I mentioned the amazing carmelized bacon hors d’oeuvres a friend serves (“death on a platter,” as I called them), and one of you, generously describing himself as “my biggest fan,” wrote asking for the recipe.

I refused.  “Why on earth would I want to kill off my biggest fan?” I wrote back.  “The truth is, I have no idea how to make them – just really thick bacon squares baked (I guess) in loads of brown sugar. Truly evil.”

He then went and found the recipe (thanks, Bill!):

Carmelized Bacon via Paula Deen

Ingredients:

1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar

2 teaspoons chili powder

8 slices thick-cut bacon

Directions:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

Line a rimmed baking sheet with aluminum foil. Set a cooling rack inside the prepared pan and set aside. In a shallow dish, combine the brown sugar and chili powder. Dredge the bacon slices in the brown sugar mixture and arrange the bacon on the rack. Bake in the preheated oven until crisp, about 20 minutes. Transfer to a serving plate and serve.

Another of you sent this amazing recipe for bacon taco shells (thanks Kevin).

And yet another of you found this article on bacon coffins (thanks, Mark).

Which – seeing their $2,995 price tag – reminded me that I had been meaning to offer you this sad money-saving tip:

 

THE FRUGAL EXIT

Aka:  “If the bacon squares do kill you.”

We are conditioned to feel guilty caring whether a casket costs $4,500 or $995; an urn, $350 or $129.  And look: I don’t begrudge funeral home workers a good living — this can’t be easy work.  Still, it’s probably tougher on the owners than the employees, and I’ll bet they get more of the markup.

In any case, bestpricecaskets.com is open 24/7 and advises:

Do Not Tell The Funeral Home About Purchasing Our Casket Before You Get Their Itemized Funeral Price List. Call Us Before Talking to ANY Funeral Home, Because Everything You Tell the Funeral Home Affects Your Funeral Pricing. We will tell you what to say.

It Is Federal Law: Funeral Homes MUST receive our caskets and NOT charge you any extra fees! This cuts your funeral cost by up to 80%. We supply funeral homes and we also sell directly to you! Same Price. Buy Direct.

All because you ate too many bacon taco shells.

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