I assume you spent most of the day yesterday designing chimp messages for all your friends. I did.
Traveling to the Caribbean? Take Mace™. Here’s ABC News’s Jeffrey Kofman on St. Maartin and Aruba (“Black was asleep in her student apartment on the university campus. It was about 4 a.m. She said she remembers hearing a noise . . .”). And here’s Time Magazine on Jamaica (“The Most […]
THE $2,800 DINNER FOR TWO
Click here. (Hint: she gave us Iraq, Katrina and trillions in new debt; now she’s running for Senate. The Republican leadership is so eager to have her drop out of the race, some believe they will indict her.)
Peter: ‘You blather on about starting […]
DEMOCRATS LEARN THE ART OF OPPOSITION
From Washington Monthly’s May issue.
Democrats are lame, feckless, timid, and hopelessly divided, with no ideas, no vision, no message, and no future: You’ll never fall flat at a Washington party by repeating this bit of conventional wisdom because everyone “knows” it to be true. . . […]
Here in New Orleans, the PBS station showed ‘All the President’s Men’ last night. There was so much more to Watergate than just the break-in. The parallels to current cover-ups are just CREEPy. (Are you old enough to remember CREEP?)
BUTTER SUBSTITUTE BY THE STICK
Mark W. Budwig: ‘Yes, it’s the ‘stickiness,’ or […]
John Leonarz: ‘This doesn’t count toward 2600, right?’
☞ Well, it was very short. I’ll grant you that.
CLARE & LULU, VOLUME TWO
Print Your Own Memoir or a Photo Album for Mother’s Day
Clare continues from Monday: ‘I have a lot of experience in desktop publishing but had never […]
It is a dark day for my old friend, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter – Light. I never thought I’d say this, old pal, but I have just two words for you: Fleischmann’s Premium Blend Made With Olive Oil. ‘NOW NO TRANS FAT per serving.’
Okay, that’s more than […]
DEEPEST DARKEST IOWA
Who would have thought there could be danger in Iowa? Tornados and mumps? It’s like the Congo!
BE HAPPY FOR HIM
Your own retirement may look a little shaky, but here’s something to be happy about:
As you’ve surely seen by now, Exxon’s outgoing chief, Lee R. Raymond, got […]
Quote of the Day
If you think it's messy there, said Albert Einstein of his paper-strewn office, you should see it up here, he smiled, pointing to his head.~.
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